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Blonde Jokes Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.......and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo!!! can you see Florida.......?????" CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops

Thanx handplane for the memories!!! That is without a doubt, the best comedy skit ever done and only those two could pull it off like that. I hope the younger members here can appreciate the artistry it takes to be funny without having to resort to vulgarity and sexual innuendos, like many of todays comedians use.

Gotta love Live TV!!!

Hmmm...I can't get that page to load, it times out.

How true this is RV!!! I never would have thought of it that way until you pointed it out!

Sorry Rez, Jeff got to it before I could explain what you are doing. Since it was your first post here and it is related to another site, it was kinda considered as spam advertising by Jeff, the site owner. I'll have a chat with Jeff and most likely have it back up shortly.

Welcome aboard rezinator! You'll find this to be the absolute friendliest place ever!! G4TV is a nuthouse and this is where most of us come afterwards to unwind, most members here are also at G4. So sit back, relax, and enjoy our boards. Make sure to visit the BestTechie Cafe for some chat and a coffee and to catch up on what everyones doing in real life, and visit our Comedy Club for a good chuckle!!

Hi Marty Uninstall all the Accessories and reinstall them, this should bring everything back to normal again....I hope

Have you gotten Wordpad reinstalled yet Marty? It's in the path that Robroy gave you, in the Windows components, but click Details when you have Accessories highlighted to get to Wordpad.

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . . that "disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans. you call your young apprentice, "Juner.(JR.)" your landspeeder has a gun rack. you call Yoda your li'l green buddy. your X-Wing has a still in it. your lightsabre has a beer can crusher in the base. you have ever used a lightsabre to light the barbecue grill. you use Jawas for drink holders. you fight with a lightsabre in one hand and a spit cup in the other. you use a Jedi mind trick to stop the beer truck. your Jedi robe is camouflage colored. at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer col

Didn't see that one coming... LOL!!! That was really good!

So what!! We'll blame you anyways...

WHEN I'M AN OLD MAN AND LIVE WITH MY KIDS When I am an old man, I will live with each kid, And bring so much happiness... just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided, Returning each deed. Oh, they'll be so excited! (When I am an old man and live with my kids) I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues, And bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes. I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out. I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout! (When I am an old man and live with my kids) When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things l

Most scanners come with OCR software these days, in fact, I believe your model shipped with ReadIris OCR software. Reading up on your model, it seems that ReadIris is included in the HP install CD that contains the drivers and things. I would pop the CD into the drive and explore it for the ReadIris software. Link to your HP scanner's support page just in case.

Another one is SiSoftware Sandra Lite It's a very powerful system audit and benchmark utility used by professional testers and developers around the world. Sandra Lite is the free, watered down version, but has everything a normal home user could need.

WOW!!! That was so cool! Thanks Marty, that was beautiful to watch. I bet it must have been one hell of a show to see in person.

A man, Joe, has had a nearly unbearable headache for two decades. He's seen numerous doctors and specialists, but nothing ever works. Finally, one doctor makes a diagnosis he hasn't heard before. The doctor says, "Joe, the good news is, I can cure your headaches. The bad new is that it will require castration". The doctor went on to explain "You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked. He wondered if he had anything to live f

That is Hilarious!!!

LOL Marty!! I am Scottish and Irish in my heritage and my family is very into our Scottish side. My niece is one of the top Scottish Highland Dancers in Canada and will be representing Canada at the World Highland Games in Scotland this year. She's only 12 but she dances in the 14 - 18 y/o class, Premier Division...she's really that good at it!! We have an event coming this week called "Mosaic" which celebrates all the different cultures from around the world. There are 26 pavilions this year spread out all over the city and it's a 4 day event. This thing is a blast, you can go all over town a

I guess so eh... Oh well, that was this members only post here so I hope they got it fixed. Later my friend!

Yes, lets not forget anyone who has sacrificed their life for others. This is why my signature image is what it is, I lost many Brothers and Sisters on 9/11 and I'll never forget their sacrifice. My sig image is a tribute to their lives and to their families.

I must throw my hat into this ring, and salute all who give of themselves in the service of others!! Thanx BD for including us FireFighters in your wishes! We do our job because we love to help out those in need and most of us would do it for free....thats just how we are.

HARHARHAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Hit the nail square on the head with THIS one!!

A day late, and a dollar short.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY LCPLMURPHY!!!

Hey JSKY Sure would be nice if they at least posted whether it worked or not eh... Way back when I used to ask questions on multiple forums, after I found the solution I would post in all the other forums and tell them I had it fixed and what the fix was. I figured it was good etiquette to tell all the folks who took the time to answer my posts on all the different forums, what had worked and what didn't. Sure wish others thought the same way I do about this...