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Funny, macmarauder!

Sounds like he should have gotten one more opinion.

You're welcome Marty. Yes I did.

Hi Marty. Yeah, I just copied it from another message board I belong to, then hosted it at Photobucket. Then I just copy/paste the code. Here's some other sites, that have some of the smilies I use: clicksmilies.com allemoticons.com BlackMaxPC.com

Same here. My Epson allows me to scan to editable text. OCR - Optical character recognition Here's an explaination: Optical character recognition

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Love the image, lamuskrat.

I love it! Pinky Chickenbrain

Couldn't have said it better myself. Thanks, all!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ...Lcplmurphy!!!!

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A couple was invited to a real swanky Halloween party, so the wife got costumes for both of them. On the night of the party, she developed a terrible headache and told her husband to go without her. He protested, but she said that all she was going to do was take a couple of aspirins and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not attending. So he got into his costume and off he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awoke without a sign of pain, and as it was just a little after nine, she decided to go to the party. Inasmuch as her h

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Good ones, rv56.

WOW!!

Funny stuff, lamuskrat.