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blim You can increase and decrease text size in Firefox using, Ctrl+ and Ctrl-. Here's an image of your name, on this forum, at the maximum setting, in Firefox. blim Should be able to read that.

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Beautiful!!

Here's a couple I like: This one might be a little too "intense" for your site. fortunecity.com THE BACKGROUND SAMPLER

A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?" Mama answered, "Not yet."

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know? The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early. The redhead is elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date. The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She quie

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas.He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "if you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead." Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a

Cool link, MistaMatt90. Thanks.

Be sure to let us know how it turns out, Vile_DR.

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Hello mm_akash, and welcome to Besttechie. Glad you could join us. If you have a problem, just post it, and we'll be more than happy to help.

blim, Boo is used a couple of ways, by Cajuns: 1. nickname 2. used in place of "Dude". (Hey, Boo!) 3. Short for the name Boudreaux (pronounced: Boodrow{emphasis on the Boo})

Two little Cajun boys, Boo and Tib, were talking about Boo's stepfather. "So Boo, how you like ya new stepdaddy?" "Oh, I like em fine, Tib. He teachin me ta swim." "Teachin ya ta swim?" "Yep. Ervy day he rows me to da middle of da lake, drops me over da side of da boat, and I swim to da bank." "Dat's gotta be hard, Boo. It's gotta be a good quarter mile from da middle of da lake, to da bank." "Yeah, kinda. But it's not to bad, once I get outta da sack."

Good ones, handplane. :lol:

Simple, yet effective.

blim, To post a picture in the forum, you need to upload it to a host site. I use Photobucket.com to host my images. Just create an account, it's free. After you set up an account, and log in to Photobucket, there should be a screen that says "Add Pictures". Click the "Browse" button. Then navigate to the picture you want to add, click it, then click "Open". Then click the "Submit" button. Your picture will begin uploading to Photobucket. When it's through, your picture will be displayed on the page, with different ways to display it (Url, Tag, Img) on different sites. If you want to submit mo

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