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This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction. ......And there's nothing you can do about it!

Smokestack shaped things are the air intakes of the fuel-injection setup. The tennis balls, are to keep trash out of the intake.

Sorry to hear the bad news, Tyme. I know a personal lose, like that, can be devastating. I'm not very good at expressing myself in these situations. All I can think of to say is, as long as She remains in your thoughts, and your heart, She'll never really be gone. My condolences to your brother, his kids, you and your family. PS: Good luck on the move.

Nice find, Marty. Thanks.

What I think would be fun ...... This in this Yeeeehaaaa! Giddy up! Check out this strange looking "Mini" Cooper I found, while looking for a Cooper image. Stretched Cooper Pickup

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ...Tymekyller!!!!

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Glad to hear it, WiredMonkey. I guess the restart was the key.

Thanks for the link, Matt. Nice!

I guess honesty, does pay off. But judging by his answers, I don't think he really wanted the job, in the first place.

So true, rv56 .... So true.

Welcome to the family, tjet.

That's funny!

:lol: Good ones, marty.

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The coach had put together the perfect team for the Saints. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY! T

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I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" "NO!" the children answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the answer was, "NO!" By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ...Whitewolf4!!!!

To completely uninstall Firefox, you will need to delete your Profile folder. This file is not removed when you uninstall Firefox. It will retain all of your previous settings, and re-apply them to your new install. Set windows to show hidden files, then navigate to: C:\ Documents and Settings \ "your user name" \ Application Data \ Mozilla \ Firefox \ Profiles Delete this folder (or send it to the Recycle Bin as a backup), and then try reinstalling Firefox.

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