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Good ones handplane.

Good one, Chappy.

Sure do appreciate tis forum, B and Chappy. I've been collecting jokes for over 30 yrs, and it's nice to have a place to pass them on. Of course I can't post some (most) of them, but it's nice to be able to post the ones I can. I also love reading the ones I haven't seen, or have forgotten. I guess I'm going to have to dig out my 3" 3-ring binders, and go through them to see what I can come up with (all 5 of them). Being Cajun, most of my jokes are Cajun jokes, which most non-Cajuns wouldn't understand, but I have plenty of others. Once more, thanks for the forum, guys.

That's some good ones, handplane.

That'll teach him.

Thanks, echobay. You have a good Memorial Day weekend, yourself.

Good ones, lamuskrat.

true, true, true

Hmmm, I wonder if that would work?

I guess now, we know who's the boss.

How To Impress A Woman Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hug her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry.Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the end of the earth, and back again, for her. How To Impress A Man Show up naked, and bring beer.

Two doctors were in the hospital hallway one day, complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumd. She does everything absolutely backwards.", said one Doctor. "Just last week I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet, every 10 hrs. She gave him 10 milligrams, every 2 hrs. He nearly died on us!" The second Doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hrs. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The poor guy nearly exploded!" Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my gosh!" said the first Doct

What's this? Clip Clop, Clip Clop, Clip Clop, Bang! Bang! Bang! Clippity Clop, Clippity Clop, Clippity Clop . . . . . . . . An Amish drive-by shooting.

A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time, as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so totally inebriated, that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot, for a few minutes, looking for his car. After trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in his car a good ten minutes, as the other patrons began to leave. He turned his lights on, then off. He turned his wipers on, then off. He started to pull foward into the grass, then stopped. Finally, when he was the last car, he pul

Ohhhh! What a sweet, caring, and loving wife.

Well said!

I knew I was doing something right.

Always wear clean underwear in public especially when working under your vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringl

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clot