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I'm sorry to hear the news, Keithldick. My heartfelt condolences go out, to you. If there's anything we can do, just ask.

Oh, well. 7 of 10 At least I aced the E-mail test.

As opposed to retreat.Monty Python Search For The Holy Grail

.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY .The Terrorist_75!!!!

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Thanks for the Blender link, murtu52. Looks like an awsome program, judging by the images in the Gallery.

You've got all the luck, I can send your way. Pulling for you to get the job. GOOD LUCK!!!!

Then the approx. 2 1/2 lbs I eat a week, must be doing me wonders.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ..Jimbob1989!!!!

A free HTML editor I've used is Selida.

Your welcome, marty. Glad it worked for you.

Welcome back, Tyme. Glad to hear your brother's feeling a little better. Like they say, Tyme heals all wounds.

marty, If you want to change the sounds in Windows: (This is for XP, but other OS's should be similar.) Download the sound you want to use. Save it where you can find it. Start / Control Panel / Sounds, Speech, and Audio Devices / Sounds and Audio Devices / Sounds tab In the Program events: window, highlight the sound you want to change. Click the Browse... button. Navigate to where you saved the sound that you want to use. Highlight it, then click OK. Do this for each one you want to change. Then click Apply. Then OK. Now you have a new sound for that event.

Nice find marty. Now I can change out some of those boring Windows sounds.

Interesting read, marty. Just goes to show you, you can't let your guard down for a second.

Thanks, marty.

Welcome to Besttechie, diaperbaby. Glad you found your way home.

Marty, What directions did pete give you. Just in case somebody else runs across it.

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An Aussie, a dog and a sheep were shipwrecked and after some weeks the sheep looked very desirable to the chap. However, the dog was a sheep dog and trained to look after the flock, so when the man became amorous and put his arm around the sheep, the dog growled and moved towards him. Too scared to take chances the Aussie decided it was not worth getting bitten by the dog so avoided the sheep. A week later he could not believe his eyes when he saw a really pretty girl walk towards them. She said she had also been shipwrecked and managed to float around until she found land. After checking

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