bozodog

Oh boy. I bet THAT left a fine con-trail.

1 Pass My Shotgun 2 Psychotic Mood Shift 3 Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section 5 People Make me Sick 6 Provide Me with Sweets 7 Pardon My Sobbing 8 Pimples May Surface 9 Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one. 13. Potential Murder Suspect Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! ...Or men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!

The laws are good, but it's the old thing about money. We have a lawyer here that advertises "friends don't let friends plead guilty" So if you have enough money you can get off real easy. Until that stops, we will continue to see the carrnage caused by drunk drivers.

Hmmmm, I'm thinking a bad socket? Could it be worn and not holding the connection?

I'd rather have that and get the police out doing more important things. They are highly trainned, skilled people that need to stay on the cases of grand theft, assaults, B&E's, etc... No, wait! The cameras ought to be ticketing the *ssholes with phones in their ears.

Remote for what? The TV or the laptop? For the TV go to WalMart or even Walgreens/Rite-Aid.

Whoopie! It's football season! Fall weather! Cookouts! Picnics! Best socializing of the year! Here is the traditional collegiate football quiz to begin the season. Even though you may know most of the answers, it is still fun to reminisce the halcion days of yore. 1) What does the average Notre Dame player get on his SAT's? .........Drool. ?(2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room ........A full set of teeth. 3) How do you get a Virginia Tech cheerleader into your dorm room? ........Grease her hips and push. (4) How do you get a Michigan graduate off your

Uuuhhh oh. Chappy, don't be like "the Brit" and never finish. It's been about 5 months since he started. He says he can't make up his mind what to keep so he scrounged an 8 gig and is using that. *he just told me he wants some space on mine now.... Nope, uhhuh, notta. Clean up your 60 and stay away from mine.

I never just leave "nothing" for a tip. That gives the idea that I'm the stiff. When getting poor service I leave a nickle or dime.... At least they know I tip, and that was what their service was worth.

I hope all of you also understand to keep well back from a delivery vehicle. I see my life cross my eyes when I'm on a 55mph road, looking for an address,(hidden, unreadable, wrong side of the mailbox, or non-existent) with my 4 way flashers on as a driver climbs up my tailpipe. Errr, hey dummies I'm bright yellow with big red DHL express on the back and slow down before making frequent stops. [/end rant]

Happy Birthday, friend.

Uuurpp* 'scuse me.

Good deal my friend. I found upping RAM was the best thing for my box too. That and 3mg cable makes 'putering fun!

Does this help you?

Hey, Mac. Why Earthlink?

I'm just wondering if the gas prices are going down because the heating fuel oil demand will be on the increase. And will someone explain to me how diesel fuel costs more at the pump than the more refined gas?

Well, I'm sure glad you two gals are back. So pull up and have a cuppa and some fresh zuchinni bread with me. Pat, we all know men are whimps. It's in their genes to whine for a womans attention. Sure glad to hear both of you are doing better. So sorry about kitty. Don't worry, you'll see him again on the other side. And now you have a place for another needy creature. Liz, I need some of that "whirlwind" energy to combat clean this house. I'm still trying to get to the windows before the snow flies. Ooohhh wash my mouth out, I did say the "S" word.

Now I love the "tractor" junk yard we have north of here. I can buy most parts for my 1956 Allis Calmbers new,(try THAT with a car) but I've found some great deals on parts. And I just love walking through the yard looking at all the skeletons of years gone by. We also have a car yard called "You-Wrench-It" You pay a buck to go back and look, small stuff is free. (wiper arms etc.) If you find your car just go at it for any parts about 1/4 the price of other yards.

I never had any luck with any option other than OEM for my lexmark.(no wonder Dell uses them) I gave up and bought an Epson and got three complete refills on E-bay (including 2 blacks each) for less than I paid for one set for the Lex. The Lex is just a scanner now.

Glad to see ya back!

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Kentucky ." And they say blondes are dumb... Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

No, robroy I don't have any contact with her besides here and SouthernGazebo. I have her email, but if she's not on-line that does no good. I figure she's big into "web withdrawal" by now... We'll see her soon.

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight when Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet. He asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$ 10.00 a pill," Answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the Money under the pillow." Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said,

Yep, that's the way it works here. It uses your broadband connection but not the computer...

And so is Sidekickcat... Where have the gals gone? I know blim was getting a new computer, but what is the problem getting back on-line? She ain't that "puter stoopid". Besides her kids or Charter sould have helped her by now.