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ALL express service works. I handed a Dell part to a customer at 9:10 one morning. He smiled real big and said he ordered it by phone at 8pm the nite before. 13 hours and 10 mins from Texas to Michigan.

I guess that says it all.. No one is supposed to die if they break the law and drive stupidly. In Michigan we have a "who shares the responsibility" law. The judge then determines the percentage of fault on both sides. In this case my vote would be Stupid Kid=99% Ford=1%. Give the folks A few bucks for their loss.

Wow! Thanx T-75 That's a great link to use. We went to the library and got a Chiltons but it had no tune-up info at all. BTW... one mechanic told us he gets to the front plugs through the wheel wells. Heh go figure, remove the front tires.....

I know where you're coming from. I've always done my own annual tune-ups. Like whats the deal? Cap, rotor, wires and plugs. Yeah! Now I own a GMC Safari and have yet to see or find a plug wire or the distributor. Now, I've replaced the wiper motor, what a pain! And the water pump, Jeesch! But still no sign of plugs or wires... I swear they make 'em like this to gain revenue at the dealers. And what a rip that is.... Upwards of $70 an hour when the "wrenchie" is barely making enough to support his family. And simple maintainence takes 2-3 times longer.

I go way back with Jeff, Chappy and Ed. Shucks, I remember when the (then even younger) Jeff was making everyone crazy in TTV's IRC chat room about starting a forum that worked without all the politics and bull-crap. Well, Jeff did it and I haven't looked back.

Good job, young man. It was great thinking to gather a team first and get out the vote. Keep us updated on the issues you tackle.

Legend or not. I posted it in the comedy club because it was FUNNY!

> > (This is a true account recorded in the police log of Sarasota, Florida.) > > An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, > found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her > shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her > voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The > four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like > mad. > > The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into > the > back of the

The population of the US now at 300 mil. More people and technology, the faster resources will be used.

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" > > > "Yes. What can I do for you?" > > > "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil > > > Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! > > > > > > Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, > > > but he's hidin' it there." > > > "Thank you very much for the call, sir." > > > > > > The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on > > > Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. > > > Using axes, th

Hmmm, $80 to save $120? My math says it's the "man thing" and you really need a new tool/toy. heh heh.......

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind Catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail." The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."

Ooohhhh boy. I told my dear husband never to lose his "britness" until he asked for a cigarette... I told him if he wasn't 6'4" he might get hurt using that word.

I have been a Travel Agent for thirty years in Washington, D.C... Here are examples why we might just be in trouble! I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachu

What? What? What?....

If you really care about the education of our youth, just go to your local library. Check out the various GED study books. Look at the sample tests from the latest and back as far as they have on the shelves. Each edition has been "dumbed down".

Two Wolves One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between 'two wolves' inside us all. "One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?" The old man replied simply: "T

A lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I'm one of the best trial attorneys in New York and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." T

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

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Wow! Some real good stuff there. The deviled egg trick is a great idea. We love them in this house and they are so tedious to make.

I think you will always find more negative responces than good. Because folks that are pleased just go back for more purchases. And they wouldn't stay in business without repeat customers. Sure you can expect problems in any high volume operation. It's best to look at the sellers and their ratings. And remember most resellers are moving refurbished, seconds or discontinued models.