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I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Great news! The eagle chick hatched on the Friends of Blackwater cam One more egg to go.

This is something I saved from long ago, as I was beggining my first tours on the WWW. I hope it helps someone. I'm not sure where it came from. Someone like Pete C I think.

Well, the "weather guessers" never seem to look outta da window either. Heh heh

Phew, that's some real "tech-eez" talk. It does all make sense. ( I love when you talk tech-eez to me like that)

Jeesch, and these folks can vote??

That is kewl. I keep Weather Pulse on my taskbar. It gives me real time temp and forcast. A click and I can see the radar, alerts and weather for 10 days. No ads no crap, just a nice piece of software that you can add other cities and areas to for a quick look anywhere.

Jeesch, my man. You really downsize your pics. They blow the whole forum screen off my monitor. Real nice backgrounds too. I like something different on mine too. Usually a pic of one of my critters....

Hahahha, gotta love dat moonshine.

Drew was the first on-line person I met personally. All he talked about was his lil boy. God bless his family and that child.

Ok, ok, darlin'. You got snow, "lake effect" stuff from hell. Like I said... we are JUST east of the lake belt here in Kalamazoo. It makes it easy to watch the snow accumulate west of here and have the gaul to complain about ours. Dang! I haven't seen snow like yours since the first winter I lived here and we had a three day blizzard that dumped 6 feet on us. I knew a gal that moved to Mini-apple from here and she said she shoveled her back yard in late April just to see grass.....

We have a heatwave going here. Most of the snow is melted and it's 33f. They say it's gonna be windy and cold, but no snow. I'ma thinkin' spring! Planning the garden and smelling the grilling steaks.

Shall we say "political" too? Heh heh...

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies "These are not pigs these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir."

I think so, Marty. I feel it's the "little guy syndrome" Like did you ever notice it's always the small, skinny guys that start fights to prove themselves? The large breeds don't feel threatened like the ankle biters. I did have a 16 pounder that would chase the bigger dogs into a corner with their tails tucked. She wouldn't take crap from anything.

Sounds like you could do better with a coathanger. Heh heh.... *joking. If the cable is shielded you sure won't pick up a signal. I remember on old TTV that they used a can for an antenna once. Maybe you can set something like that up in the weak areas of your home.

Does your cam have another mike port? That may be the way to get better sound.

My big baby's name is Gypsy. She's a small 120 lbs. for a Dane. Her mom weighed 155 lbs and her daddy was bigger. They have to be the biggest, sweetest furbabies around. She loves kids and has a stuffed rabbit that is her "baby bunny". Our other dogs are not allowed to play with it if they get rough. She puts it away. Here's a pic of her and a friends lil gal.

Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

I almost bought a Toyota 4x4 pickup with a Chevy V8. Jeesch!!!! That thing was dangerously fast! It just about leaped off the ground when hammered. I really wanted it but I knew the speeding ticket costs would have been unafordable. :-)

Opps! I wonder how many patches will be coming and how soon... VP1-2-3......

Awwww jeesch. Another bunch of snow heading this way. Where the heck was it in Jan.? I'm thinking about my garden and we're about to get the most snow this winter.... I guess it's time to dig out an old RPG game and while away the time.

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband turned to his wife and asked, "What?" CREATION A man said to his wife o

Ohh my. The news just said you folks are getting 1-2 inches an hour. Sounds like a good day to settle in with your computer or TV. Or visit Besttechie Cafe for hot chocolate.

An Indian walks into a café with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and is pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says,