bozodog

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  1. Well, that was a shocker. I live around the corner from Drew. Met him once downtown for beers. I don't remember if he ever mentioned it around here or on his website, but he was one of only a few custodial fathers in this county. He fought long and hard to get his boy from a "not so good mom". That surely gives him a great place on the other side. Rest in peace, my friend. And may God take care of his little son.
  2. Of course Mac, we love you 'n miss you.......
  3. Ok, Mac's back... Pleeeeezze don't throw him in the pool again. *sits in Mac's lap and gives him a big SM-o-o-o-o-CH for a welcome back and where the heck ya been????
  4. It's the primer that's corrosive when fired. Be sure to clean, clean, clean after using.. But then, you knew that. When are you going out to shoot the dang thing? You'll have to post your targets.
  5. A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exa
  6. An Alabama couple, both bona-fide rednecks (and first cousins) had nine children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed." The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make that decision; why after nine children, would they choose to do this? The husband replied that they had heard that one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican, and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
  7. Artifice DesignWorkshop Lite And FreeCAD Here are two I've played with...
  8. Well, well.... I didn't chase the trace but I'm sure glad I'm off the land-line thing. Cable and Vonage have set me free.
  9. Well, they have to pay for those cute little VW's ya know.....
  10. HEY! Wait a minute! I'm the one who's been watching the 'gators. Bad Blim! Congrats Steam, I'll be sure to go past the lockers often and open them all up. I have a feeling there's more than you gonna get stuffed.
  11. Dang it, Tyme! The "unlock stealth" button is on your right, between insert and page up. A very happy birthday, my friend.
  12. OMG! That second one is sooooo very funny. ROFL!!!
  13. Mine too... Thanx for the heads up! I just knew there were others out there besides us....
  14. WhooWho! Welcome! We ALL love new members.
  15. Well.......... I'm going to spend the weekend building a photo album and journal of my friends dog, Beau Baxter's visits here while they were traveling. I plan to print it up nice and put it into a binder.
  16. Jeesch, does that ever explain why I HATE my 'puter at times. Just how confusing can they make it?????? (coming from a "puter stupid, grey haired ol" gal")
  17. I can vouch for it! Mine came out wonderfully. We will be doing it again, in fact everytime I ever do chicken on the grill again!
  18. TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home aroundnoonone day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and
  19. A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well
  20. Same to you and all the dads here.
  21. Ok, same as I've read... Easy enough. Heard real good things about how good it comes out. As a "grill master" I've always had a tough time with chicken. Unless it's slathered with BBQ sauce. Dontcha know I really like the part about slugging some beer down. Wish me luck.....
  22. Well, You must know I got married last March. Happy as hell too! Yeah, and I still need them... Too many grey hairs and not enough grey matter.
  23. Anyone tried "beer can" chicken on the grill? We plan on giving it a try tomorrow and any hints would be welcome. I've googled it up, but it's aways nice to hear from someone that has done it.
  24. It's hotter n hades here today. We need a rip snortin' T-boomer to cool things down. I sure don't with this heat on anybody.