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Heh heh hahahahaha! What makes you think he's not gonna continue earning from M$? Chairman of the board, major shareholder..... Did he say he was selling his interest in M$? NOPE, NOWAY, NOTTA GUNNA HAPPIN.

I love my DELL. Find her best deal and go for it...

Hey CC! Where the heck have you been? Hope all is ok with you and yours.

Same here. Used to be paranoid and run every scan under the sun weekly, then monthly and now......... Urmmm dunno the last time. Avast free updates auto and I'm behind a router. I DO a lot of picture work so I defrag when things get goofy.

Oooohhh Jeesch!

Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop, place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, ho

Wow! Mac. Sounds like you are a regular "knight in shinning armor" Helping out so many people. The light saber sounds like a fun project. Just how are they made? I thought it was all film trickery. I've seen them and they are awful pricey for a toy. Do you know of any groups that buy sell trade star trek and star wars stuff? I have some I'd like to get rid of.

OMG! That's funnnny

I agree with the the idea that it's being held very close to the camera. Looks like the hunter has it on a stick not in his hand. (don't blame him) I don't think snakes like us any more than we like them. Every one I've ever seen was always quickly going away from me.

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle. So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.

>A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked," Is my time up" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. " Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you sa

Noooo, I'm photo sensitive enough.... Haven't seen it around here either, but I'm going to start watching more carefully. It's not good that it spreads so quickly and knocks out indigenous plants around water.

Hahahaha! Seeing my neighbor in the AM playing "naked gun" woulda skeered the hell outta me! Good one ST!

Wruh wrow. Clothes in the pool again? Well, it was a holiday weekend. Liz, glad you came up for air. I know what you mean about moving stuff around. I have a TON of snow-on-the- mountain and wood hiacynths to get moved. Oh and hostas need thining. Our garden is kicking butt already this year. Only problem I have is sending Sweet Brit out to feed the "sketters" for me. (he's catching on, dang it) Oohh, the piano one? That one sure had me in tears.

Where oh where has Blim been? Jeesch! Has the garden monster got her? Liz....... check in pleeze.

WhoooHoo! Great weekend here. Too dang hot but better than cold and rainy. Back to the grind tomorrow. Monday on a Tuesday.... yuk One last beer all around. Happy Holiday everyone! See ya on the 4th.

OMG! That is something this ole gal "could" do..... Funny stuff, for sure.

Yes, just unplug for a minute or so. It may be a good idea to contact your ISP. If you rent your modem they may replace it with the problems you're having. If you own it, I'd still check with them on their signal. I had lots of problems like yours until they sent a tech out and found a badly corroded connector at the utility pole, and bad placement of the location of the houses ground block. A new drop line, and moving the ground block the to gable end of the house stopped all the problems.

We have a Motorola surfboard too. It doesn't give us any problem at all. Once in a while, when Charter craps, we have to reset modem, router, and Vonage modem. Seems the modem doesn't know how to go back and look for the address.

I'ma figurin' it was a mushroom sorta type fungus. Not sure where you live, but I had Morrels sprout in my shady garden for the first time in 20+ years... Here in Michigan it's been a different sort of spring.

Well, it IS Symantec. *cough*

Well "snoops" said it was false. Sorry about that. I figured it made too dang much sense. It also gave me a heads up because we have a company near here that shreads up old housing materials and scraps from a large furniture maker, dyes it and sells it in bulk by the truckload. We get ours free from the city lot. That and composted leaves from the fall collections.

As well as most of the major suppliers of the big three. Out source the labor to a non-union shop and just do the assembly. It's the American way.

A weekend full of Bar-B-Que and beers. That's the plan and I'm sticking to it! Well, maybe a bit of gardening, although most of it's done. HA!