irregularjoe

Verrazano

Start by giving us some info on the computer. What's the status if any of virus scans.

straight (as an arrow)

LOL Emilia-Romagna, Italia

They say something like that out here also, although it's more like: "If you don't like Phoenix weather, wait eight months and it might drop down to 102 degrees." By the way, I LOVE New England weather.

Didn't Dr. Hannibal Lecter serve up a lovely Ris de Veau for his symphony board guests in "Red Dragon"? (courtesy of the flute player)

Salome ...not sure why, but I'm reminded of her. Maybe the "heads" reference (John the Baptist), or the "dance of the seven veils" (serpents). I know it's far fetched, but it's late. Anyway...........

heads ....it's a coin toss. Unless you happen to have a two headed coin.

Ha! My wife actually participated in roller derby back in the early '70's before we started dating. My Dad would watch it on the telly. I found it painful to watch it on the telly and could never even imagine attending. I think there is even a faction that is trying to ressurrect roller derby from its grave... boggles the mind. Anywho... ... fedora Really!? That's funny. I also participated in a lot of things in the 70's that were questionable, if you know what I mean. Top Hat

... roller (roller) derby.........(I'd prefer a slow death to attending one)

Thanks Jeff! I'll check it out. The more back up, the better. Joe

snow. I remember my mother making us wear those rediculous looking leggings when there was snow on the ground. Oh yeah, and also golloshes. Complete nerd wear.

Guess we're getting it here then: this is the coolest 4th of July weekend in decades. Tonight's supposed to be a repeat of last night, in the low 50's. Brr! July! But then, I don't like hot weather, so I'm grinnin' from ear to ear. It's hotter than hell here. 112 today. My electric meter looks like a top it's spinning so fast.

BOOM! Happy 4th.

legume

Coffee.....(does anyone still drink that crud?)

If I didn't care.

If I new you were coming I'da baked a cake... (this is mulimedia, you might have to accept active X in your browser) Happy birthday!!!!!

lube

Just a stab ala Bushisms: forensicate; "We're goin to haft'a forensicate your computer there dude to make sure it's forensically pure." LOL!!!!! I'm crying from laughter as I read this..........Seriously!........ That is brilliant Bobby. OK I'm sorry....I know that I'm not supposed to ridicule the nimrod from texas.......and I know that he was a cheerleader at Yale......and he was a C student only because his daddy paid off everyone......but still..... We should try to turn the other cheek sometimes. It doesn't matter that he is the reason that most of the country and most of the world i

That reminds me of when I had to meet some of my union members for monthly meetings. We rented out the back room of a midtown New York restaurant. It was near the corner of E. 33 st. and 3rd Ave. Or as the guys said it, "Yo! We're havin' a sitdown with Joey Pockets over at that new greaseball dive on thoidy thoid and thoid. Not too far from the Lex stop.

I'd say scorched blonde, after her hair catches fire from the flash.

Good point. I stand corrected. As they say: "Reading is fundamental".

I second that recommendation.

Good one. Was this in Minnesota?