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Well MAC look at bikes...not the petal bikes in which all you need is a hotdog and a gatoraid to keep going, but the crotch rockets. I mean 450mph might be out of the range, but 200+ and 25-40 mpg...But there is a bad thing about bikes...insurance kills here too...The GT40 you speak of is being released as the GT...it is one pile of plastic ford parts and cost an easy Buck.30(with a lot more zeros) before you think about the options you want on it. But i have to give it to the "Asian's" because they did make a car that was superpowerful is done right and a very economical car, plus it is com

Hey Marty, i tried the link, and my firewall got several hits immediately right after...i was blocked, so that is probably a good thing... So anyone wanting to go to the link...just make sure you are protected...hehehe...

To go right along with LIZ, i was in an accident on Feb 13th before Valentines day. Giving the situation, the dodge ram that ran me off the road and into a 4ft bush and through a wooded gate post, he claimed all responsibilities, as well as calling the insurance company on site. Well that was all find and dandy, until I found out that he was trying to blame the wreck on me. It took almost 2 weeks to get the police report to my insurance company which was the same as his (State Farm), so i wouldn't be billed with a 3000$ charge for repairing my car. After everything was all said and done,

Billy...bubba's other friend

A lot of thought in this one. I can't decied if "i see what your saying". lol

Careful when you stand up, this one might hurt.. An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time's sake. "Oooooooh, Henry, you old devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers. There's a police officer sitting in the next

A One-question IQ Test A mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper, and the purchase is completed. Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before reading the answer... He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses." If you got this wrong, go on home -- call it a day

Exactly MAC...that is why i was trying to say insurance companies are the only ones who can tell you how much that is going to cost. If you have been with them for 10+ years you are going to get a better deal at any age, of course unless you just started driving, than you would if you are just signing up with the company and driving a Vip BMW or Ferrari...also the features on the car can get you reductions...ABS, Fuel-cutoff, 4 wheeldrive, babyseat belts, lap bets, airbags...the list goes on and on... I can't get enough of cars...but once the dollar sign shows up...that car only becomes a dre

Red Necks...all over the south in the US

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 8.

Oh man...i am going to enjoy this one...WTG RV56 *Everyone has heard these below (or they have now Why do we drive on a Parkway and Park on a Driveway? Why is their braille writing on a drive up ATM machine? Why make Tea hot and add ice cubes to cool it down?

I am so far off the make, retirement kinda makes me tired when i think about it. I have about 90+ years until i retire being that i am still quite young...thanks for the snark Marty

You stepped into my territory here Peirce The Viper (we'll start with the V-8) run 5.2ltr 475whp with about the same torque depending on the tires 425-450lbs. The insurance on the car is figured many many ways and can't be determined by anyone other than an agent but the cost of a standard V-8 runs about $68000 large ones. Now the V-10 (Srt-10)5.8ltr starts at 505 cubic inch engine with 500hp and 525lbs of torque starting at $80 large ones. The engine gets any where from 10-14 mpg depending on if you can keep the speed above 35mph for most of the time. If you are driving in the city you

Nice Sultan...but wouldn't the guy on the phone hear the difference in the voice...sometimes i over think the jokes, but that one is funny

Lowlanders (part of a game friends play)

Both are fun, but Jet ski because you don't need anyone else there. "No strings attached" Your friend has done a very bad thing, do you tell him how to do it better, or laugh?

SWEET.....it never hurts to tell the truth in different ways. I wonder if the 80 year old caught on...or if the doctor new the 20-year old

OMG....i want to be in the class....i would learn how to be more a smart-ass and probably be kicked out of class more...

I do so many, but the favorites are #1 and #5....but there are a few more....depends on the mood

Definitely explains the who situation of marketing..i am all down for any party now

Whoa Chappy, Whoa...that's the only thing i can say in between the laughter

Yeah, several emails are going to get this one....Thanks

Did you atleast leave the first aid kit in the car after the no-show event?

This is the second joke i have read in the forum, and i don't know if i can continue, because i am having may to much fun reading these...maybe is it the sugar

FUNNY FUNNY...had to send to a few friends