Vile_DR

Glad i am no where near becoming a lawyer...sounds like suicide

That is kind of serious...wow...sounds like something i use to do to my little brother when we were a lot younger...I would lock him out of the house until he gave me what toy he had...LOL... Good information LIZ, thanks

macaroni and Cheese...

Swiss...Alps

Ouch did you swallow the jolly rancher whole...cuz it seems you choked up a little bit on the carpet...LOL Strawberries.....the passion fruit

BODY MEETING All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen". "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the

Oh no!!!...that just isn't right...LOL

If danger was ever smart, it would have a bike for a lawn mower....

Wrong Place, Wrong Time...need a plug?...lol

It doesn't matter how many times i read this one...it is always a laugh with tears

I bet the neighbor was p*ss*d...lol...

Engineers are just weird...and i can always laugh at their expense...

I am at a loss for words...laughter will do...LOL

Another Guy Smack Down...although...halariously funny

Ouch Handplane, Very Ouch...but very very very funny...

got me here... so how about North Star

If you knew me and my friends...we would rebuild your house and your cars if you were to feed us...it is almost like a disease...LOL Of all the things that taste the best with wine....Chicken...you could create the most delicate taste. Italian people got that write with the pasta's and bread...soak a little bit in wine and cook to serve...wow...my mouth is watering, gotta hit the lunchbox now...LOL

Right there with MAC, although i am no expert, i have crashed lots of engines and rebuilt serveral more. I have also lots of experience with building turbo systems and supercharger installs and everything from 3 cyclinder Geo's to V-12 Mercedes, you would be surprised the similarities...cars are my passion, but computers are my job...it is a hard balance...but i love to talk about both of them... With your Saturn LIZ, just your filter for a leak, it is just a matter of looking under the hood or under the car at the filter and checking (of course when the engine is cold) the seal on it. If it

AWESOME MOVIE.....my favorite part is when they put in the movie of Spaceballs and watch everything up to the point and can't go any further, and the part where Lonestar Jams the Radar with Rasberry...LOL...gotta go home and watch it now... LoneStar

I missed the last place person one...lol...i was thinking if i am the last person, and i over take the last person next to me, i am no longer the last person in the race...guess i bonked that one...

Well depending on whay type of voltage...i might want to try it as well...zzzzzaaaappppp!!!!

Yogurt...a pudding type texture

beard

WOW...i had to read that a few times...i wonder what the wife has got to say....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....what a crew...what a crew