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I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over. --------------------------------------------- Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure." ---------------------------------------------- The nice thing about being se

Wrong title on this one. It should have been: Smartest man in the world A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and then he bailed out. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out. The lawyer then said, "I'm

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AMEN!!!!

Here's a couple of links to check out: If nothing happens when you click a link You cannot open a new Internet Explorer window or nothing occurs after you click a link Internet Explorer - Search index

That's what I did, Googled. Saw a write up on the MSNBC site, and checked it out. Looked like the most promising, of the bunch. Good luck.

Nice work, TMetal.

A 5lb. sack! Are you kidding? Those things are heavy.

I found this one macmarauder. Ourmedia.org Not sure if it's what you're looking for, but something to check out. Technical FAQ

Thanks, Pierce.

:lol: That's a keeper.

Got a 0.187 after about 6 tries, on the first one. Reflex Tester Results 0.1752 after 3 tries on the sheep. Sheep Shooter Results

:lol: He didn't lie!

That didn't take long, did it?

I'll make a Cajun out of you yet, handplane.

Definitely tourists. Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are the butt, of just about every Cajun joke ever written. For you non-Cajuns. Boudreaux pronounced - Boo' droe Thibodeaux pronounced - Tib' ah doe

1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" 5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you

Times sure have changed, read on to see why Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s: Teach

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux go ice fishing. They stop at a store on the side of the road and ask the cashier where they can go ice fishing. The cashier says there is a frozen lake across the road and I got bait and ice picks to break the ice to fish. An hour later Boudreaux goes to the store to buy some more ice picks. He tells the cashier, "I want all the ice picks you have." The guy says, "Are you all catching a lot of fish?" Boudreaux says, "Catching a lot of fish?! We don't even got da boat launched yet."

Boudreaux walks into a bar, and says "Anybody got the number for 911? " Thibodeaux says, "What's the emergency?" Boudreaux says, "Is that your truck wit du Great Dane in it?" Thibodeaux says, "Yeah why?" Boudreaux says. "I got some bad news for you podna, my dog done killed your dog." Thibodeaux says, "What kind of dog you got?" Boudreaux says, "A Chihauhau" Thibodeaux says, "Explain to me how a Chihauhau, can kill a Great Dane?" Boudreaux says, "He got stuck in his troat."

Out in the sticks, where I live, we're highly susceptible to brown-outs, surges, and power failures. My UPS has saved my computer several times. What I like best is the software it uses, in case of power failure, to Save your work, close all programs, and then power down the computer. I have it set to a 5min. delay, which if I'm at the computer, is plenty of time for me to close everything and power down. Otherwise, it takes care of everything. If I abort shutdown I've got 25-35 min. of battery power. Definitely worth every bit, of the $80 I spent for it.

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:lol: Good ones, marty. another one: Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

Kind of racey. Open at your own risk. Virtual French Kiss