rv56

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  1. Oh ya.... ..they do walk among us...
  2. Good one tg1911....... Wouldn't take long to make a decision to panic under that situation....
  3. Yup.....I'm old.... Good one bar5...... Going to try this one on my wife...hehehe....
  4. Now thats a good one Matt.... Geez...what a dummy that guy is....
  5. Good one Marty..... *copy/paste/send to.........gone to some friends....
  6. Very cool Marty.... Nice find....having some fun with this... Stuck that one in bookmarks....thanks...
  7. Hey Matt....welcome to the Besttechie Cafe....... You can pretty well get anything you want here.....and ya....any subject you wish to talk about....it's all here.. Listening to Pink Floyd huh....um... can ya turn it up a little....or a lot... Have a good time....take care...
  8. My family gave me a super great day today early because tomorrow I'm off to see my Dad. My wife and two daughters took me out to a great dinner and then I was taken to an outdoor concert. **Life is a Highway....I'm gonna ride it all night long**.... ...love that song.. Got rained on during the show, so we're all soaken wet....but that didn't stop us from having a fantastic time together...... Hope you all have a great day like I did...
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    Hotel Bill

    He got a good one in for that Manager..... Thats a good one robroy....
  10. 5/10......... Good one Marty......
  11. Thanks Chachazz..... Good to know this....
  12. Do you have any keys that are completely for sentimental reasons only? None that I can think of off hand.... When telemarketing people call......I tell them my Mom isn't home right now and to call back at 5..... .....then when my wife gets home she gets the call.... (Not all of the time..... ) Q:....So what do you do?
  13. Hi sidekickcat.........glad your are back also. It wouldn't be the sidekickcat without your "God Bless Everyone" sign off... Take care now....ok...
  14. Hmmmm.... Seems to me a rather "pointless" endeaver to make "mounds" of money to me... oooh boy....what next...
  15. Hey everyone... Hi robroy.......aaahh no problem....I can stand up for myself.... Oh jeeezz.... ...I forgot... ...got to go... ...forgot to get the wash done.. then got vaccumming and dusting to do.... ...dang...got to take dishes out of the dishwasher and put away.... ....oh let me see now....what to make for dinner... (think rv...think...)..... Gotta go.....bye...
  16. Hi KeithDick..... My thoughts and prayers go out to your Dad, you and family... Take care and Godspeed through times like these...
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    Bad News

    A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?! " The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."
  18. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship." 7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 8. Dogs are better than cats. 9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. 11. Anything you wear is fine. Real
  19. 1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.) 7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.) 8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
  20. Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked... 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
  21. Well I got Gimp installed.... Thanks robroy for suggesting Gimp. I'm having a great time with it. Although not sure what I'm doing at times....I'm reading the tutorial and trying different things here and there... and trying to get a feel for this progam. Here are a few tries at using the "photo to sketch" method which I then just played around with things to see what they did and came up with these results. First Try Second Try Third Try Then I tried to create one on my own. Here I had a little trouble...I wanted to put a sphere or a planet in the middle. But couldn't find the sizing for s
  22. Good for him.....great style he has.......
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    The Ceo

    .....agreed handplane......very typical.... Good one bar5.....