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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lis

Good morning everyone..... A fine morning it is here.....sunny and warm with no wind. Might head up to the lake today. I got fresh coffee on and ready to make another omlet on toast....have a seat and enjoy.... Have a good day.....take care.

A lot of good points here.... Yep...I'm thinking of down sizing also on my 1/2 ton truck with the way the price of gas is going. So I'm thinking of this one....you get the small car...but with adequate horsepower... So what do you guys think.....

......Good one Tictoc..!

Right on Chappy......great idea.... Thanks....

The parrot ---------- A guy named Ralph received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. Ralph tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperat

Good one handplane.......

All this sounds so good....(zips in line behind Vile_DR.... ) Maybe one of these days we may have to throw on a "smorg".... Have a good weekend everyone.......

Here kitty kitty..... Good one robroy.....

Thanks robroy..... Just called my wife in to read this....this is a good awareness. We've both been doing this all the time. Going to send this on to friends and family..... Thanks again.......

Overheard at Walmart Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?" The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shor

Happy Birthday Nerelda..........wishing you the best on your special day..

Good one bearskin......

I forgot to see if the northern lights would happen here last night.....darn. But it is a awsome light show when it happens.....

Thats a for sure Vile_DR..... My wife makes all the blonde jokes a myth.......she is one smart cookie. If it wasn't for her...I'm not sure where I would be.... Thats why I mentioned above....28 yrs and shes still blonde....as for myself...well I wish I had hair to give it color...

Sultan....you are Back!!!!.......... So happy to see you back Sultan. I've learned so much from you along with so many others. I was saddened to hear that you had left. Thank you Sultan for reconsidering and returning......... Your friend..........rv oops forgot..... P.S. Sultan.....I did get spell check for Firefox.... Thanks man...

Darn....25 minutes late..... Ok......where's Mr. Grizzled.... awwwhh noooo! I missed it already....everyones gone.... *rv packs up his 2 gallon thermos of Irish coffee (special blended..errrr mixed... ..) and heads out the door.... *But then again....maybe I'll just leave the thermos here...incase somebody shows up...

rv stands and salutes Stimpy and bids him farewell and acknowledges he had done his job well......(**waves**....see ya at coffee row sometime..) rv extends a welcome handshake to Mr. Grizzled.... Welcome Mr. Grizzled........

35 is what I came up with.......

Thanks Nancy A most interesting and informative reading.

Hi Liz..... Your welcome..... I'm married to a blonde...... ......28 yrs. at the end of May. Thing is....she's still blonde... ...and me... ...well theres not much to talk about.

Good question and observation dknoppix..... I never even thought of that.... Good answer robroy.... Problem solved....

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "Wh

Happy Birthday Pipex....enjoy your day....

Well that sounds good to me.... ... We'er going to need some wood maybe...right? Hmmm...lets see now. Didn't use the fireplace much this past winter.....got to leave a little wood for the firepit this summer.....(checking the wood pile....*measuring*...)....yup got about half a cord I can spare. Ok.....on my way too.... IT'S PARTY TIME........