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Thanks ST, Glad to see this post. Been concerned for her. It's very unusual for her to be away this long.

Slick trick. Will pass it on!!

If the envelope is big enough, put a brick in it.

tenmm See if this will help you? Avoid Junk Mail!!!

Got .031 Updated score .015 You are right about this one. Penalty is harsh. Good to know, no sheep were injured in it's making.

marty Is this what you are looking for? Disable messenger service in XP

The Truth hurts!!!!

shanenin, One more try.

marty, This has to be the longest posting made on Beattechie!!

Can you use something like this?

Damn, too many!!!

GROAN

No. I think it refers to, on or under!!!!!

marty, Definition of Trailer Trash.

Came across this and had to share it. Happiness... is knowing you are on the right end of the grass !!!!!!!

marty, Bill Cosby?

marty, Was it Deep Burner?

The First Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 PM. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

marty, Not what I expected. Totally disappointed!!!!!

Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

marty, Name sounds familiar.

I also sent it to 2 friends, who send me alot of jokes.

Glad for you Determination and a little help goes a long way. Semper fi, brother.

marty, Thanks, appreciate it.