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marty, You quacking up!!

Yahhh.....rigghhhht!! Nobody EVER reads the articles you liar!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Chappy, I looked at the W0MEN first and then read the articles.

Hi jimras, They are sent to me and I share them.

Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Quee

The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less and my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services are pending.

mac, Parasites are 2 url's!!

bozo, This is one of my favorites. Read it many years ago in Playboy.

Got my degree in computer science from the University of CALL FOR HELP AND TECH TV.

echobay, What I enjoyed the most, when he did that skit, was not the jokes, but his laughing (cracking up) at them!!

Bozo is this what you are looking for? http://www.g4tv.com/techtvvault/index.html

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? 6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. 8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it. 9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 11. He's not dead, he's elect

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watchi

marty, No problem. I just wanted you to know.

Hey marty, The "george's view" link is not working!!

flatiron__2, Good to hear back from you. Glad everything turned out ok. Hurricanes, don't you love them? (and I don't mean the drinks)

No. I went to Google to get help for you.

Hi echobay, Have you seen this? http://www.malwhere.com/processes/helpsvc.exe.html

"I Won A Winnebago Motor Home!, Don't groan!" Groan, groan and groan again!!!!

flatiron__2, Take care and let us know, how you make out.

Congratulations tictoc5150. Hope every one is doing well, even you.

Hey tenmm, I like this one for sure.