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WOW!!!

Just sent this to my sister-in-law, who has a new Dell.

Good find!!

Sorry for the caps, I received it this way!!! I AM THANKFUL ! FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS: IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HERE, AND MAKING A HOME FOR ME ! FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME ! FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES, BUT IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS. FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED. FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG >BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCH

Say what?

Thibodeaux and Boudreaux were standing at the base of a flagpole. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Boudreaux, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her purse, took a measurement, and announce to Thibodeaux and Boudreaux, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Thibodeaux shook his head and laughed, "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde. We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

A day late. My creation.

Dave, What can I say?? Maybe we do!!

Bubba and Jimmy Joe One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" "Bobby Sue give it to me" Bubba replied. "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?" "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, ta

A professor at Texas A &M University was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask y

Barb, Just printed it for the wife, so she can bring it to her Bible study class tonight.

I will go for it, if it's affordable.

One of the best lines in TV, "Beam me up Scotty". Good old TV, no sex, cursing and just good clean entertainment. Don't think I missed an episode, with the many reruns. If I did, they could be counted on one hand.

marty TRY HERE.

Love the "TOWEL HEADS".

I'm glad the wife doesn't act and feel this way.

marty, I have broadband and use AVG.

This is really something spectacular that you will not want to miss! Be sure to mark your calendars to view Mars throughout August -- especially on the 27th. You would not have this opportunity again for over 250 years.

Liz, If you really want to have capability to shoot a "real" weapon, you needed to go thru USMC sniper training, like someone I know.

STATE OF ARKANSAS DRIVER LICENSE APPLICATION Last name: ________________ First name: (_) Billy-Bob (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (Check appropriate box) Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: (_) Farmer (_) Mechanic (_) Hair Dresser (_) Un-employed (_) Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: __________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________ Lover's Name: _________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: _________________________

Now, I see her.

OMG!!!!!

Love number 13.