handplane

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  1. This is nothing but plain old BULL SHIT!!
  2. I think the answer is a thin thread.
  3. I voted!! BTW, my computer age is 2yrs. & 4mos.
  4. THE REST OF THE STORY Captain Kangaroo passed away on January 23, 2004 as age 76 , which is odd, because he always looked to be 76. (DOB: 6/27/27.) It reminded me of the following story. Some people have been a bit offended that the actor, Lee Marvin, is buried in a grave alongside 3 and 4 star generals at Arlington National Cemetery. Here's a guy who was only a famous movie star who served his time, why the heck does he rate burial with these guys? Well, following is the amazing answer: I always liked Lee Marvin, but didn't know the extent of his Corps experiences. In a time when many Holly
  5. If this is posted I didn't see it and surprised it hasn't been. "I'll be back!!!", Arnold Schwarzenegger ( Terminator )
  6. "I could have been a contender", Marlon Brando (On the Waterfront ).
  7. Bull's Eye! 07.04.05 This image shows the initial ejecta that resulted when NASA's Deep Impact probe collided with comet Tempel 1 at 10:52 p.m. Pacific time, July 3 (1:52 a.m. Eastern time, July 4) . It was taken by the spacecraft's medium-resolution camera 16 seconds after impact. NASA
  8. Enjoy Here Here And Here
  9. "You can't handle the truth", Jake Nicholson to Tom Cruise ( A Few Good Men ).
  10. Hey mac, Hope this is, what you want. "OK punk, make my day", Dirty Harry. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn", Rhett Butler.
  11. Hey, Don't blame me I only pass them on... 1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" Thefirst replies,"Yes, I'm positive..." 3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,"I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 4. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 6. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one f
  12. Did you see this? Free Dreamweaver???
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  14. Hey Liz, It's been goofy since the upgrade. As Jeff said you are not alone. I had been showing 13% full with 0 for inbox and 0 for sent PM's. Checked after reading your post and now it shows 7% full. Go figure!! Decided to just go with the flow.
  15. Cows, Constitution, and Carlin COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using
  16. marty, Very interesting reading and scary too.
  17. Try this. Can you open the following link? How to report an error. If so, report the error to My Space and see if they can help you.
  18. Subject: Sex after 60 As my wife and I are approaching our 63rd and 65th birthdays, respectively, we scheduled our annual medical examination the same day so we could travel together. After my examination, the doctor said: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me." "In fact, I do," I said. "After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly." "This is