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Subject: John Kerry is a saint." Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a visit to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint." The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it. Kerry shows up, and as the Mass progresses the Cardinal begins his homily. "John Kerry is petty, a self a

Thanks for the info.

B, Thanks for the response.

Hey b and crew, Was there a technical problem this morning? Tried to get on around 6:30 am (cst) and got "page can not be displayed" etc. Not bitching, just curious!!

Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on... > > The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table > > because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." > > The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything > > inside them is color coded." > > The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; > > everything inside them is in alphabetical order." > > The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. > > Those guys always unde

Is this N.Z. Marty?

Why ruin that JD by putting coke in it?? HAHA!!

Hey B, You da man. You said you were going to set a up a new forum for the OLD CFH crew and you did it. Good for you. Thanks for an alternative. Will be in and out thru the day.