[Nz Logo]

hi team look what handplane sent me.

i dont know the developer in person .

but i know the district well

marty

press here

[Ad-aware Cant Clean..]

highjack writers have by passed the normal cleaning

process.adaware wasnt designed to clean a hijack

where have you been

this is general knowledge

you need a specialised cleaner.

so wait until some one reads your hijack log but dont touch any thing your self

this board has plenty of hijack

readers.

removed info that could cause damage.

marty

[Reformat A Hd Back To Ntfs]

hi jimras

i can only type here how did mine i have two drives one had xp and the other had

ubuntu

what i did i unhooked the drive with xp .

then i inserted the xp disk.

and it gave me the option to format the partition

which i did. tho i used the spare drive as storage .

make sure you go to the bios and set it to autodetect

then boot from the cd.

not sure how you have your jumper set

i took my jumper out and made it the slave.

yes it will work if you unplug the drive with xp

but you need to set that spare drive in the bios

because i was a novice at doing this i got it by trial and error.

setting the bios is the secrete

marty

forgot to add as tictoc posted you need to go to disk management

to see if your drive is recognised

but that is for another post

so post back.

[Age Is A Funny Thing]

Hey rv56,

How did you get so much info on me?

me to youve looked at my birth certificate

hey i like that funny but true

marty

[Mans Work]

i have to admit i was like that for some time.

but once the children came

for some reason i saw life in a different lite.

some events make you change.

take care all

marty

[One Of These Is Bound To Make A]

bozodog

i loved tose quotes.

yes sometimes we need a little boost

to make it a better day.

thanks

marty

[How To Call The Police]

hey bar5

i loved that story

and they are the same in all countrys.

we have them like that here as well

marty

[Mans Work]

hi team i found this and im posting it

so men can see how hard they work

Definition Of A BBQ

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man Volunteers

to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into Motion:

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along

with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man

who is lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand.

4) The man places the meat on the grill.

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He

thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with

the situation.

7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,

sauces, and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that: there's just no

pleasing some women!

[Positions Of Love]

hi a lot of the phrases i haven a clue what they mean.

it was emailed to me form a friend at world start.

some i understand but most are foreign to me. but i hope it isnt

offensive if it is ile with draw it.

marty

[Rubber And Sticks]

that was funny but true

marty

[I Need The Name.....]

pc pitstop is another

marty

[Happy Birthday Vile_dr]

me to. happy birthday Vile_DR

whats it like to be 23

so long ago since i touched that base .

that ive forgotten

what it was like

enjoy your life

and again HB

MARTY

[Welcome Rezinator!]

me to rezinator!

welcome hope you stay a while

yes g4 is a hectic place

most of us have been members o both boards

for some time

and the person who created besttechie. net

beluga.

has come fro the old techtv board

and many of us followed him here.

i love it here very layback

but very informative .

there are some very compt savy people here so enjoy your stay.

and again welcome

marty

[Positions Of Love]

i posted this before but cant find it on the board

may be i forgot to post it

marty

Mission Impenetrable

Close Encounters of the Herd Kind

The Recalcitrant Altar Boy

David Cop-a-Feel

Tangled up in Pubes

The Al Dente Rigatoni

Not So Fast, Not So Hard, Not So Soon

Two Beached Whales

The Tony Danza

The Filthy Fritz

The Wildly Overripe Cantaloupe

The Dispenser of Justice

The Salted Slug

Imprisoned in the Chicken Coop

The Shape-Shifting Hell-Beast

Dog-Eat-Dog Style

The Hobo's Dribble

The Instant Messenger

Scourge of the Perineum

The Standing "O"

Hot Buttered Rumsfeld

Siegfried & Boy

The Black Hole of Calcutta

Giraffe Elbows, Hippo Knees

The Five Finger Discount

The Heineken Half-Mast Heartbreak

Chock Full 'O Nuts

John Tesh's Hollywood Minute

The Angry Samoan

The Ultimate Lobster Experience

Rooty Tooty Fresh & Booty

The Prison Pretzel

Vic Tayback's Delight

The Schenectady Scab Pick

The Steak & Leg Special

The Scoutmaster Maneuver

The Apple Dumpling Bang

The Ned Beatty Riverside Rendezvous

The Carolina Pillow Biter

Fire in the Hole

Charlie & the Chocolate Factory

The Wandering Jew

The Detroit Piston

The Rear Admiral

The 6 Months to Live

The Conscientious Objector

The Shari Lewis & Lambchop

Third Rock from the Buns

The Hot Mikado

The Jealous Porcupine

[Slow Internet Speed When Opening Web Pages]

hi LNKDES

welcome to besttechie.

try disabling your

desktop background and disable

screen saver for a start .

and post back you may have a hight jack

but try those first.

good luck

marty

[Titlebar]

thanks to both of you.

ive had esiizing trouble when i

installed firefox .

and i couldnt get a happy medium.

so when i uninstalled firefox the problem stayed there

until now

they may be to big now.

but it is better than before.

tho now i know where to go

i can check on it now and then.

marty

[Volare]

very good marty...I loved the song but this was the first time I've actually seen the lyrics...I had a little trouble with the loooooooooooong words.

me to

by the time i sung the first word the song was finished .

so i hummed the tune.

marty

[Irish Virus]

hey team i love this thread

while i am surfing

i keep comming back to it

to have a read.in case i miss something.

marty

[Teaspoon, Teacup, Bucket...mental Test]

me to i said the teaspoon hahaha

marty

[Volare]

how many of you remember this song

i used to sing it when i was in the band .

and i dont intend to tell you how long ago that was.

tho my words were different to the ones you hear.in this post .

turn your speakers on

marty

sing along with this

[New Cursor]

thanks chappy

as im the guilty one i appoligise

with my tongue in my cheek

marty

[Redneck Jedi]

Good Stuff Chappy...i'm a star wars fan so it made some funnier...

me to

one of our chanels

is playing the new star wars.

in a series of 3 showing

and i missed the middle one .

thanks chappy

marty

[When I'm An Old Man]

yo chappy

i loved that.

i will send it on to a friend

thanks

marty

[Wordpad]

hi chappy i know how to uninstall accessorys

but how do i reinstall it

sorry to be a pain

                                        marty

wow hold it there i went to help and support .

and step by step i followed the accessories

instalation.

and reinstalled win components .

and it placed wordpad on my start -all programs -accessories -menu but it isnt in win components

arnt i clever

thanks chappy

all ok now

marty

[Wordpad]

hi chappy i know how to uninstall accessorys

but how do i reinstall it

sorry to be a pain

marty