[Ask_jeeves]

ive just installed slimbrowser

and i see ask jeeves an the tool bar

the application has been around since compt

used search bars

i havent used it yet but

i probably will investigate it at some point

search appli are all the same to keep tabs on the compt user

and set there standards to the user.

i notice also the search appli

my search. and look smart.in slimbrowser there are 5 search appli s

i feel ignorant

as ive only used msn search since ive had a compt

i havent got google either

hey i must be a know all

i dont need them for all i use it for

marty

[Slightly Adult]

if you are offended and open it

serve you right

if you open it and are offended

i told you so

careful now

[Sounds]

me to .

tho im not sure how to do that yet.

when i was at techtv chris perrillo posted one of these programs on the

techtv c.f.h

i had it on a disk but have since lost the disk

tho will watch your space

marty

[Virus Everyware]

have a look at how safe we are on the internet

it scares the s-------t out of me

you only hve to blink your eyeballs and your gone

i was at trend micro earlier

and the virus catorgrys

covered the alphsbet

and there were 1-2

hundred viruses for each letter

so you can imagine how many are written every day

this article im posting is from the washington post

so take what you can out of it

washington post article

[Slim Browser]

hey this slim browser isnt to bad.

i use it all the time at g4 .

it is popup free .

and dam fast

i used handplane and bars tips to tweak it a bit.

i dont need to use it here, or at world start, as they are ad free.

and unlike firefox. it dosent keep resizing my page.

when i go to IE. or changing my cookies. yes i like it

marty

[Me To]

hi kieth im a bit apprehensive about flying

last year we we flew from NZ to Cairns australia

at the top

of the world

any one experienced 8 hrs flying with their eyes closed

i dont drink otherwise i would have got p-----d

it wasnt so bad comming home by that time i got used to flying

yes i will wave to youall

ide love to meet youall

but that may happen in heaven

some of you wont make that journey

ha ha ha ha

take care keith

hows our dad

marty

[Sounds]

has any one thought about the sounds you get from all sources

on the net

well have a look at this

at first it is a bit overbearing until you sort things out

marty

try these sounds

[Me To]

Hahahahahahaha

That's a good one, macmarauder 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i used to be a fan of elmer fudd

at the time

but i presume it has faded like us as we get older

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hi team here is a pm i sent to chazzaz.

on my trip to canada

i dont feel like typing it again so i copied and pasted it

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Hi Marty!

You are going to Canada?  Where?  That's sounds exciting. 

Just curious old chachazz the CANADIAN!     

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hi chachazz

yes im a memeber of the

NZ section of the world indigenous diabetes assoc.

and our next conference is in Edmonton is this alberta

in sept 2006 .[need all the info i can on edmonton]

10 of us fron NZ

and more if we can raise enough funds

my fare and accom is payed for

but we'd like to take as many as we can

canada happens to have the best record of any country in the world

on diabetes

the resaearch is funded free

and most medication is goverment funded free

last year the conference was held in cairns queens land australia

an we met the canadian reps who we voted to run the next conference

thier reps names were

GINNETE bisson

and KATHLEEN CARDINAL

WHO HAPPEN TO BE PART CREE INDIANS

and beutiful people they were inside and out

one of the worst effected countrys is the usa

and the most affected are their indigenous people 68 per cent

the incidence of amputated limbs is some where about 53 percent

so it is a world wide problem

and becuase it affects the not so well off it is ignored

in my country

cervical cancer is about

0.1 percent but gets 69 percent of the funding

middle class white woman

with affected f-----s

look i could go on and on

but there isnt the space and time

im looking forward to the trip

if you want to hook up to the diabetes wedsite in canada

go to

address .174 hargrave st.174 rue hargrave

winnepeg .manatoba

email/courer.diabetes @cana.ca

and the web site /internet www.nada.ca

thanks for your interest

this pm was sent to the above

which was rejected because his inbox was full

marty

marty

[A Squared]

Marty,

What directions did pete give you.

Just in case somebody else runs across it.

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[Thought I'd Drop By.]

Hey everyone, just thought I'd drop by and throw up a sign to let those of you that might have known me from posting on the forums back on the tech tv boards.  Finally gettin around to tracking you guys down again.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

hi welcome

most uf us miagrated from techtv in my case c.f.h

some are at techtvg4 techsupport

but when we arrived at besttetchie

none of us want to leave

so sit back and have a cuppa

and enjoy

marty

[Happy Birthday Winxp 2004]

happy birth day win xp

http://bestsmileys.com/birthday2/8.gif

[A Squared]

hi team a friend has what he calls a squared

im not familiar with this worm .virus.what ever

it has got into to his memory

he has tried the a squared scanner

but to be able to use it on a virus he needs the pro version

is there another way to get rid of this thing

i repeat i know nothing about the virus

so im at a loss as to help him .

any one have any ideas

hi team disregard this post

i just got a message from pete_c

on how to scan and clean it

and ive sent it on the person concerned

thanks all the same

marty

[Trivia]

Do you know everything?

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Got this in an e-mail -- thought it had some interesting facts -- ones you might or might not know!

Enjoy!

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For those of you who just thought you knew everything, here's a re-fresher course......

Then you will know everything!!!

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do ! watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company ! died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man.! "

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton . (Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)

And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their rear ends!!

Now you know everything there is to know.

Good night!! I'm going to sleep now, to burn calories. I love that idea

[Wedding Cake]

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put

into our stomach is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years

ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese

food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of

us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking

water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we

all have already, or will, eat it.

Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and

suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row

raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

marty

[Me To]

did i see it was sultan birthday

or am i dreaming

i was going to send him a rock cake

but i got my wires crossed

marty

[Not My Thoughts]

How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down.?? This is not my opinion. ................................................ Marry her

marty

[Slim Browser]

hi i must mention a little incedence that occured

to counter the flash ads and video ads

i installed a program

called synergitic from

g4

ok this morning i got a notice

reminding me my trial period was over

and i needed to pay from now on .

no where in the website does it say that it is a trial period

it says dowload this program free

i got the link from g4 .

so i unin stalled it and found slimbrowser does exactly the same thing

blocks what ever you want blocked

im a wee bit p-------d of with that false ads

so if any one has a looked at it make sure you know what your in for.

its icon has the yellow cats face in your tray

and a black setter dog

so slimbrowser has come in handy after all

but reading bar5 post i will look into

thanks bar5

marty

[Slim Browser]

in the past i havent been a user of other browsers

other than IE

however ive just installed slimbrowser

and i found it quite fast

it has a messy tool bar

but i need to get used to all that clutter

IE is a better organised setup

weather it is better that way is up to the user.

i cant get used to all this stuff in front of your eyes

ie has a lot of hidden stuff

and i dont intend to pass comment on weather it is better or worse

ive had SB when i was a member of techtv c.f.h

but this is a different slimbrowser from those days

if any one has tips on how to use it

im all eyes

so if i make any boo boo's feel free to correct me

thanks

marty

[This Is What Old Age Does]

hi team im already there

i post in the wrong forums i forget fullstops and commas

ect

i ramble on and on

but i love this board

so i hope you forgive my short cummings

and of course the posters are second to none

marty

[Windows Tips]

excellent! Wow, I just wonder how they figure it all out....

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

hi sorry bout puting it in the wrong forum

i was in a hurry and just cLicked without checking it

MARTY

[This Is What Old Age Does]

Those were funny!

Some days your the dog,and some days your the hydrant!!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

yes that is really funny

i have a service called internet news

supplied by my isp

and a lot of this stuff comes fro there .

on the humor section there is 50.000 catorgreys alone

so there are plenty of choices

lm

[Windows Tips]

hi team have a look in here

there is some interesting tips i found

ive scanned it and havent found any thing bad

i beleive it is quite a famous site th i havent heard of it

some of you may have

click here to see win tips

[My Heart Aches For My Brother And His Kids!]

this thread is so sad that it could happen to such nice and loyal people

as an asmatic my self for 25 years

i can imagine what that lady went through

i feel so sorry fOr TK

AS YOU KNOW HE WASNT VERY WELL HIMSELF

AND NOW THIS

those poor wee children

please TK keep us posted as we are felling your pain with you

i hope your family are weathering under the strain

regards to your brother and kin

marty

[This Is What Old Age Does]

this is what age does to you

Subject....Aging

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Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to growup), here's what I've discovered:

I. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

4. Funny, I don't remember being absentminded...

5. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

16. It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter ..

I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.

19. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!

20. Funny, I don't remember being, . . .absent minded...

Now I think you're supposed to send thisto 5 or 6, maybe 10, oh send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are.

Then something is supposed to happen, Ithink. Maybe you get your memo=

ryback

[Slightly Adult]

ha ha ha robroy

i saw a presenter on a local tv station

make believe

she couldnt see properly

when talking about viagra

and i got to wondering

how does it effect womans eyesight

perhaps its the strain

ha ha

marty