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how many are familair with george carlin
i have a coupla articles from him
here is a radio broadcast from him
must warn you there is a swear word in here
tho ive seen it posted on the board
it starts with b-------t
so if you are affended dont go there
have your sound turned on and your player enabled
georges view on religion
George Carlin's Views on Aging
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George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five!
That's the key.
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling What's wrong? What's changed?
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.
Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40,REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN4:30; you REACH bedtime.
And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay " them " .
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's Workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love,Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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hey m8,
its me again n here the online scan log of the file i mentioned in my previous post.
Service load: 0% 100%
File: csrss.exe
Status: INFECTED/MALWARE (Note: only non-destructive malware has been found. Considering the non-destructive nature of samples like these - although they can be a pain -, results will not be stored in the database.)
MD5 6a716f7094fd4c76a4c1e4255e70c0bf
Packers detected: -
Scanner results
AntiVir Found nothing
ArcaVir Found nothing
Avast Found nothing
AVG Antivirus Found nothing
BitDefender Found nothing
ClamAV Found Trojan.Servu.1
Dr.Web Found not a virus Program.ServUServer.60
F-Prot Antivirus Found nothing
Fortinet Found nothing
Kaspersky Anti-Virus Found not-a-virus:Server-FTP.Win32.Serv-U.gen
NOD32 Found nothing
Norman Virus Control Found nothing
UNA Found nothing
VBA32 Found nothing
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you may have a power prpblem.
you may be using more resources than your compt can handle
if it isnt a virus or spyware
than i suggest it could be your power options need to be controled
if you go to power options
on the toolbar
look for the tab APM
open it and check the box
power management support .
ok apply
if the tab isnt there
post back because it needs to be enabled in the bios
i still feel it is
a virus or bad malware
if you follow Efwis
instructions
you will be ok
i suggest you get a virus scanner as soon as possable
or you will be a permenant poster
to the section
marty
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Well to begin it sounds like you have more problems that just the pop-ups and spyware on your machine obvisously. There are some tools i am going to point you to, and then members on this board can probably help you out a little bit more with your situation.
You said you can't access the Admin account on the PC. Do you use the User Welcome Screen and click a Picture (icon) to log into Windows? If so, you can access the administrator account at this screen by pressing CTRL+ALT+DEL, giving it a few moments to respond...anywhere up to a minute, in my experience. Have the administrator password handy, if you set one up, or if you didn't, you should see a typical logon screen where the user name is either blank or has "administrator" typed for you (without the quotes). In the password blank, of course, type the password. That should work...
Best Techie Anti-Spyware Tools
Anti_Virus Firewall and I-spyad
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because you nortons has expired means you dont ahve an active
virus scanner
nor a spyware scanner
and i suspecy you have some s---t on your sys
are you able to get on the net, if you, are go to
trend micro houscall [free]
and scan from the website
they will notify you if you have a virus
and they will tell you if it is cleanable
i think you also should install
hijack this
scan and send the logfile to the board and let an expert read it for you
there are plenty here .
once you have scanned dont try and clean it your self
as it takes special tools to do it
do that first
and some one will help you
marty
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This is nothing but plain old BULL SHIT!!
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strangly i thought ide posted this some weeks ago
but ,all chanels but cnn are showing it this morning.
local, dse german,
and the BBC.
the young b-------d
marty
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i see the 18 year old german youth who wrote the sasserworm. has got a suspended sentence.
have they forgotten.
the hundred of thousands of compt he infected.
i saw his mum on dse tv
appealing to the authoritys to have pity on him
as he didnt know what he was doing.
many many users knew what he was doing.
marty
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hi team i just recieved very sad news
keith dicks dad passed away this morning
he suffered quite a lot keith kept me informed
my sympathies to keith and his family
i need to sit back an reflect
marty
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marty I worry about you. sometimes I think you have too much time on your hands. LOL have a good day.
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yo bearskin
there are times when i dont seem to be able to do. what i want to
yeow
that was a mouthful
said the hooker
hows things .
well those two compts with 3.1 have gone back to thier owners
im now on to an OS that fits on the 1.44 floppy called Menuet
and ile send a link to you
so you can try it .
ile make another thread and send it later.
marty
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the point of my post was to highlight dust off which is used by
many people to clean the weenies from there sys.
but if it has these dangers
shoudnt parents warn their children bout the downside of this stuff
drug taking is out of hand on the planet
and it is no wonder
some of the most famous people on the planet
use it
film stars celebritys politicians
you name it .
is this the message to send to our children
my son said dad
pam anderson and all those fim stars do it
what am i to say to that .
it is all round us drugs .ciggies alchahol
and at the moment there is a thing around
where teens sniff pure oxygen which give them a high
and it isnt against the law
the planet is stuffed
because the people have made it like that
and are reaping the benifits
of what theyve created.
and of course
money is behind it all
big bizness
a friend discribed it as making a quick buck
when i posted this article i tried to hightlight the dust cleaner .
marty
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hi team i have article here i think you should all read if you have children
i dont use dust off
but many you would have used it
please read
marty
DUST OFF" CAN BE LETHAL!
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Read this story and then pass it on to anyone you know who has pre-teens or teenagers. It might just save a childs life.
DUST OFF" CAN BE LETHAL! PLEASE PASS ON
First I'm going to tell you a little about me and my family. My name is Jeff I am a Police Officer for a city which is known nationwide for its crime rate. We have a lot of gangs and drugs. At one point we were # 2 in the nation in homicides per capita. I also have a police K-9 named Thor . He was certified in drugs and general duty. He retired at 3 years old because he was shot in the line of duty. He lives with us now and I still train with him because he likes it. I always liked the fact that there was no way to bring drugs into my house. Thor wouldn't allow it. He would tell on you. The reason I say this is so you understand that I know about drugs. I have taught in schools about drugs. My wife asks all our kids at least once a week if they used any drugs. Makes them promise they wont.
I like building computers occasionally and started building a new one in February 2005. I also was working on some of my older computers. They were full of dust so on one of my trips to the computer store I bought a 3 pack of DUST OFF. Dust Off is a can of compressed air to blow dust off a computer. A few weeks later when I went to use them they were all used. I talked to my kids and my 2 sons both said they had used them on their computer and messing around with them. I yelled at them for wasting the 10 dollars I paid for them. On February 28 I went back to the computer store. They didn't have the 3 pack which I had bought on sale so I bought a single jumbo can of Dust Off. I went home and set it down beside my computer.
On March 1st I left for work at 10 PM. At 11 PM my wife went down and kissed Kyle goodnight. At 530 am the next morning Kathy went downstairs to wake Kyle up for school, before she left for work. He was sitting up in bed with his legs crossed and his head leaning over. She called to him a few times to get up. He didn't move. He would sometimes tease her like this and pretend he fell back asleep. He was never easy to get up. She went in and shook his arm. He fell over. He was pale white and had the straw from the Dust Off can coming out of his mouth. He had the new can of Dust Off in his hands. Kyle was dead.
I am a police officer and I had never heard of this. My wife is a nurse and she had never heard of this. We later found out from the coroner, after the autopsy, that only the propellant from the can of Dust off was in his system. No other drugs. Kyle had died between midnight and 1 Am.
I found out that using Dust Off is being done mostly by kids ages 9 through 15. They even have a name for it. It's called dusting. A take off from the Dust Off name. It gives them a slight high for about 10 seconds. It makes them dizzy. A boy who lives down the street from us showed Kyle how to do this about a month before. Kyle showed his best friend. Told him it was cool and it couldn't hurt you. Its just compressed air. It cant hurt you. His best friend said no.
Kyle's death
Kyle was wrong. It's not just compresses air. It also contains a propellant I think its R2. Its a refrigerant like what is used in your refrigerator. It is a heavy gas. Heavier than air. When you inhale it, it fills your lungs and keeps the good air, with oxygen, out. That's why you feel dizzy, buzzed. It decreases the oxygen to your brain, to your heart. Kyle was right. It cant hurt you. IT KILLS YOU. The horrible part about this is there is no warning. There is no level that kills you. It's not cumulative or an overdose; it can just go randomly, terribly wrong. Roll the dice and if your number comes up you die. ITS NOT AN OVERDOSE. Its Russian roulette. You don't die later. Or not feel good and say I've had too much. You usually die as your breathing it in. If not you die within 2 seconds of finishing "the hit." That's why the straw was still in Kyle's mouth when he died. Why his eye's were still open.
The experts want to call this huffing. The kids don't believe its huffing. As adults we tend to lump many things together. But it doesn't fit here. And that's why its more accepted. There is no chemical reaction. no strong odor. It doesn't follow the huffing signals. Kyle complained a few days before he died of his tongue hurting. It probably did. The propellant causes frostbite. If I had only known.
Its easy to say hay, its my life and I'll do what I want. But it isn't. Others are always effected. This has forever changed our family's life. I have a hole in my heart and soul that can never be fixed. The pain is so immense I cant describe it. There's nowhere to run from it. I cry all the time and I don't ever cry. I do what I'm supposed to do but I don't really care. My kids are messed up. One won't talk about it. The other will only sleep in our room at night. And my wife, I cant even describe how bad she is taking this. I thought we were safe because of Thor. I thought we were safe because we knew about drugs and talked to our kids about them.
After Kyle died another story came out. A Probation Officer went to the school system next to ours to speak with a student. While there he found a student using Dust Off in the bathroom. This student told him about another student who also had some in his locker. This is a rather affluent school system. They will tell you they don't have a drug problem there. They don't even have a dare or plus program there. So rather than tell everyone about this "new" way of getting high they found, they hid it. The probation officer told the media after Kyle's death and they, the school, then admitted to it. I know that if they would have told the media and I had heard, it wouldn't have been in my house.
We need to get this out of our homes and school computer labs. Using Dust Off isn't new and some "professionals" do know about. It just isn't talked about much, except by the kids. They know about it.
April 2nd was 1 month since Kyle died. April 5th would have been his 15th birthday. And every weekday I catch myself sitting on the living room couch at 2:30 in the afternoon and waiting to see him get off the bus. I know Kyle is in heaven but I cant help but wonder If I died and went to Hell.
Jeff
From the Snopes.com website
Origins: While many of the Internet-circulated tales of tragedy prove either to be baseless scaremongering or vastly overblown accounts that contain only a small shred of truth, this one, unfortunately, checks out in every respect. On 2 March 2005, 14-year-old Kyle Williams was found dead in his bedroom at his family's Cleveland-area home. At 5:45 that morning, his mother, Kathy Williams (a nurse by profession), had attempted to wake him before she left for work. She initially thought Kyle was joking when he failed to get up, but she then pulled back the covers and found her son lying motionless, a can of Dust-Off, a common computer cleaner, next to his face. She immediately called the Lake County Sheriff's Office.
The boy's father and the author of the e-mail, Jeff Williams, is an East Cleveland police officer. He was on duty when his son's body was discovered and arrived home to find Lake County Sheriff's Office personnel already on the scene. According to the coroner, the boy died sometime between midnight and 1 a.m. His mother had kissed him goodnight at a quarter
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yo blim your to kind to me
the 4 i got right i knew
but the rest was a guess
tho i know some answers i have to come to the board to
get first hand knowledge
there are some people here who im my eyes are the greatest
an ime not to humble to take note of
some of the solutions
in other words we all help each other
and i like it like that.
i would love to have the know how of some of these
posters
tho thanks for your kind words
marty
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Word Fun
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This has got to be one of the cleverest-Emails I've received in a while.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
! When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
Yep! Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands!
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wow i got 4 out of 10
im classed as compt illiterate
at least i know the difference between the mouse. the mice.
and the meeces.
the onlt thing i know on my compt is enter
marty
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yes chappy
as the time gets nearer
i know it is sept 2006
the date hasent been set yet
as that is in the hands of the canadian end
but knowing a lot of you are from canada
im looking forward to the trip
im not a good flyer
so i need to come to terms with flying with my eyes closed
im and admirer of canadians
so to meet them in person is a life time expereince
for me
yes chappy ile keep you posted
i need info on edmonton
marty
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yo Nerelda
good luck
hope every thing turns out ok
keep us posted on your progress
marty
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pam anderson
i dont have hangovers i have hangups
cannes festival
marty
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hi team i found these in the stanford uni
news letter
ha ha how love gulliable can you get
marty
Falling in Love
“I’ll never forget the first time I fell in love. It was a long time ago, the summer after sixth grade. Johnny Driscoll looked at me with his big, brown eyes, and that was it. I was in love. It was so romantic.â€
—Susan, 46
“I fell in love with Mary Linley in eleventh grade. She had the cutest yellow curls - they drove me wild! I’d never felt anything like that love before. Sweet romance.â€
—Perry, 38
“The first time I fell in love, I was so afraid I’d get hurt. But Dave Wilburn was very gentle, and helped me through the whole thing. Pretty soon, we were falling in love all over the place.â€
—Barbara, 41
“I fell in love with Ginger McCann on prom night, in the back of my dad’s sedan. It was so great that we fell in love twice the next day in the park, with everybody watching.â€
—Mark, 49
“I fell in love with a guy I met in a bar one drunken night. It was a big mistake. I don’t even remember falling in love, just waking up the next morning with a dirty cowboy hat over my face. But that’s love for you, I guess.â€
—Amy, 34
“When I was in Cancun, I saw a girl fall in love with ten guys, one after the other, right there in the bar. It was so romantic!â€
—Chris, 23
“I saw a woman fall in love with an entire kielbasa on “Howard Stern.†It was gross, but it was still pretty romantic.â€
—Steven, 23
“I fall in love for $50 an hour, $180 for the night. Falling with love with whips is $200 extra. Romance is guaranteed. No kissing.â€
—Vixen, 27
“I’ve never fallen in love before. I think I’m just not ready emotionally; I just can’t give myself to someone else like that, you know? And I think genitals would help.â€
—John, 24
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me to from as far away as where i live
im getting emails to buy microsoft products at a reduced price
ive tried to set blocking rules but the buggers keep changing their return address
how ever ive blocked many of them
and now it has got done to a triclke .
the biggest offenders are the pharmacys and microsoft products
i know microsoft dosent email at will
i contacted our local branch
and they said they dont email private individuals
unless it is arranged
but use a throw away email address
i havent got a clue how that works .
marty
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ok girls hes all yours
http://forum.worldstart.com/attachment.php...achmentid=26832
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yo TK
glad your back
hope your family are coping well
and you of course
you need to take care
and i feel so sorry for your family
it isnt verry nice when you loose a loved one
us on the board wish you all the best
and tell your family our thoughts are with them
a friend
marty
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Oh, yes, they're born that way.......Priceless, Marty!
Liz
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my auntie said you used to be like that. didnt like clothes on
i wouldnt do that today.
that pic is innocent and price less
i love it
marty
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marty,
If you want to change the sounds in Windows:
(This is for XP, but other OS's should be similar.)
Download the sound you want to use.
Save it where you can find it.
Start / Control Panel / Sounds, Speech, and Audio Devices / Sounds and Audio Devices / Sounds tab
In the Program events: window, highlight the sound you want to change.
Click the Browse... button.
Navigate to where you saved the sound that you want to use.
Highlight it, then click OK.
Do this for each one you want to change.
Then click Apply.
Then OK.
Now you have a new sound for that event.
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ok well itried that and i have a new sound
om my sys
normally i dont use many sounds email
and a coupla of others
i hate the xp log off and log on so i aim to change them
thanks
marty
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ide like to make a comment.
the way the user name and password is used on the board
this is a brilliant idea
no hassle
youve done a great jod B
all the boards ive been on ive never
struck a hassle free user name and password logon
dam it you need to teach some of thse other boards on how to keep customers
i just deleted my cookies
and when i went into logon
all i did was type the first letter of my user name .
how easy can that be
well done
marty
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yes ive been warned about taking an umbrella a rain coat
and goloshes or gumboots
as you know we live near the
antartic
and we get very cold weather as well
may be not as cold as canada
but cold enough for me
in NZ we have what they call a lottos commission
and they have granted us enough money to take 5 extra people
so with 15 in all this makes a good contingent .
in 1996 the conference was held in nz and the usa brought 160 people here
over 1800 people from all over the world
and for me my first conference i was overawed
by the freindly ness of every one for the one cause
diabetes .
we are continuilly in touch with the canadian reps making preperations
not me that isnt part of my task
my task is to try and raise more funds
so we can take more people who have diabetes or not
as a dibetic my self my task is to make people
who havent got diabetes
to try and avoid it
hey im getting carried away
thanks for you interest blim
take care
marty
Explorer Restartin Again N Again!
in Windows 10, 8, 7, Vista, and XP
Posted
thanks guys ive just looked in my task manager
and i have it as well
so i will follow those in striuctions
tho my task list programs appli says it isnt
a high priority.
but like you i worry
marty