flashh4

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  1. flashh4

    Up and Running

    Hey Jeff, glad you got it up & running. Feels like a long time you have been down. I am sure what ever direction you take will be for the better of BT ! Carry on Chuck
  2. Dear Lord...In the past year you have taken away my favorite actor Patrick Swayze. My favorite actress Farah Fawcett. My favorite musician Micheal Jackson. My favorite salesman Billy Mays. And my favorite athelete Chris Henry. I just thought I should let you know Lord. My favorite President is Barak Obama. Chuck
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    Happy New Year

    Happy New Year to all, its been a great one here and all those to come !!! Chuck
  4. Hi, "Happy Birthday" my brother in Arms. Chuck
  5. Thanks to everyone for the best wishes. It was the Best Christmas ever !!!! Chuck
  6. Thanks gang and Merry Christmas to you all !!!! Friends are great ! Chuck
  7. Hey gang, last week i went in for a colonoscopy, the doctor took out a very large polyp they told me that it was more than likely cancerous but would send it in for a biopsy, i just heard back from the doc this morning i am cancer free, amazing thank god. The doc said i had beat the odds. Life is so great. So after many tears with my family i just want to say that miracles do happen. Hold your kids clos and grandkids, i know i will. This will be the best Christmas vere for me and my family. God bless everyone. Chuck
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    Happy Holidays

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Chuck
  9. Hi thought this might give out a chuckle, god knows we need lots. A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel'" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes. She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. 'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please. " The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00' How did you get $34.50'" He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50. Luv ya Chuck
  10. Hi, that link is no good, i had tried it before, its not for my Lexmark all in one. Chuck
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    Sippin

    Hey, thought you might like this one. A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.' So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him. 9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass. 10)We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.' 11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'Take this and eat it for it is my body.' He did not say 'Eat me'. 12)The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'. 13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God. 14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
  12. Hey guys, i am looking for a disk for my Lexmark 1185, when i bought my new computer sometime ago, i didn't have a disk to load it so i am in need of one, if you have one PM me. It has to be that model. Thanks Chuck --Approved by Matt
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    Demoted

    Hi, looks like a demoted from staff to just a regular ???? Oh well, how am i gonna pay the bills now ? Chuck
  14. Happy Birthday Jeff, hope there is many ,many,many more to come. Chuck
  15. Hi Master Wong, Before you make a comment like this you should do some research about the topic poster. Chuck
  16. Happy Birthday!! Like a fine wine get better with age. Chuck
  17. Hey shanenin, you'r welcome, i think hitest said it correct, for future use i would do all he recommended. More than likely you are safe but in this day and age one never knows. Good link TT, lets hope they did not get to anything, just shows no matter how safe one thinks they are its no Guarantee. Chuck
  18. Hi shanenin, bad news for you. I would change all passwords and and not use this computer for anything of importance, here is why. Even tho MBAM removed it. This is a Infostealer.Gampass >>> C:\WINDOWS\system32\olhrwef.exe <<< A keylogger program that can capture all user keystrokes (including confidential details such username, password, credit card number, etc.) Chuck
  19. EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God. 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.' And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'. 'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.' And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. ' Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?' 'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.' God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?' Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?
  20. Hi casper, welcome to the forum. There are some real great people here and a lot of help if needed. Jeff (BestTechie) and the mods have made this one of the best forums on the net. Enjoy your stay here. Chuck
  21. Hi Matt, i think that may have been taken after he took his wife out on the town in NY. Chuck
  22. Hey Sultan, yep just another change as promised. I have a sign in my yard that says " Take my guns, take my money, i'll keep the change ." Chuck
  23. Done Mandy, hope you win !! Chuck
  24. Hi guys, if you haven't heard her sing, just sit back and enjoy a beautiful voice. Chuck
  25. Hey Pete, Wyoming is still booming with the discovery of Methane Gas here about 3 yrs ago. Wages are starting around $25 an hour. But the hard part is finding places to stay, even the camp spots for RV's are full. But they are saying that it will last about another 5 to 10 yrs. The local people wish it would go away sooner because they loved their towns when it was less populated and not so many vehicles. So we are one of the lucky ones, if you want to call that lucky, me, i can take it either way. I have lived in ST. Louis Mo. for a long time, and was borned in the hills of Kentucky but Wyoming with its wide valleys,trees, rivers and creeks and mountains are just like heaven on earth. I hope that never changes. Oh, one more thing is Wyomings population is only around 500,000 most cities in other states are larger that that. Just my take from how Wyoming is doing !! Chuck