Chappy

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  1. Blonde jokes A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. "Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting glasses." "I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart s
  2. Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos fo
  3. A great big WOOT!!!! goes out to you Nerelda!!! WAY TO GO GIRL!
  4. And another maybe... "Latest Fashions for Men" by Osama Bin Laden
  5. Hi everyone! I've decided to FINALLY create my own website, and its hosted on my ISP's servers for now. I will soon be hosting select sites on my own server whenever I decide to build a new computer, but I'll tell you more on that later. Its called "Chappy's TechPortal" and will feature news and reviews on the latest Tech happenings, as well as selected downloads of trusted software. I'll be inviting all you folks to submit any articles you may want to post on the site, regarding anything you want to talk about in the Tech World. Anyone wishing to do so, will be welcome to submit their article
  6. One less lawyer in the world.....a good starting point.
  7. "Sound of UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER!!!!!" Thats just HilariousTG!!
  8. I HIGHLY doubt that, since you've NEVER had good behavior here yet....
  9. YES...one must start off slowly and work your way up, when starting any exercise routine. I started my new routine 12 yrs ago, and have just graduated to "Waking up" at least once each day. I'm shooting for "Getting out of bed" in another year or two, but I don't want to overdo it, and possibly injure myself by trying too much too soon.
  10. This is simply, probably the most IMPORTANT tool you can have in your PC repair toolbox. Its a Bootable, Live CD, XP OS, just like Knoppix is except its XP!! It will replace any DOS bootdisk you have, or have needed to repair an unbootable machine, complete with Network Support an full file system support including CDFS. In short, you must have this tool for when your machine goes wanky and won't boot, and get this.....ITS FREE!!!! XP on Live CD
  11. Ha...you tricky bugger! You had us going for a bit, but I've weeded out your ploy to overthrow Jeff and take control of the world...starting with Besttechies. Just for that, I'm going to banblast you from existence, using my UltraInfrarednanotubemegainverse ray gun.... Gimme a sec while I find the trigger.....where did I put that damn thing anyway...
  12. Thanks, Pierce. I just read on the Internet that the patches are going to be released tomorrow. One of the six patches is critical, one has malicious software removal tools included. I'll get mine when they're available. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OK, that explains why it didn't show any available when I went to WinUpdate after Pierce posted that.
  13. Chappy

    Lockergnome

    I was just looking thru Chris's site and found a Spyware removal tutorial, that he's SELLING at $9.95 a pop...whats up with that! He's got other tutorials which you have to pay for also, trying to make a buck wherever he can these days I guess.
  14. Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best... Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the
  15. This member just joined us today Bubba Bob, and he's a real person while the other Google.com's were Google spider bots just archiving the pages, thats why there was no profile on them.
  16. Not so fast RV... I hear you can trade them in for the Giraffe 1500 meter hurdles finals in P.A. later this summer.
  17. Sounds like it was just one o0f those things that happens when you have Windows... If its up and stable now, it must have been just a bad driver load or something that caused it to abort.
  18. I saw the exact same thing except it was written about Canada, and the Hippo races were in Calgary... Funny as all heck
  19. Mike Thats just terrible news...what in the F*** is the world coming to these days! It seems that things like this are happening everyday now in our society, and its getting more violent and less caring every second. Too many people would rather settle an argument with a gun, instead of their fists like the old days. At least then, you go home afterwards and wipe the blood from your nose....but you both went home, and many times it could actually strengthen a friendship. I have a few close friends that I met over a fight at one time. You can always say you're sorry to the person the next day,
  20. Hi Pat, and WELCOME BACK!! I just got home and read your email, I was very happy to hear you 2 are OK...well, besides the aches and pains of our generation... Of course we are VERY concerned when one of our family goes MIA without prior notice to someone, thats just how we are here at Besttechie's hangout....one big family! (remember that in your wills everyone...my mailing address will be available soon ) We'll see you around chat, take care of that back.
  21. HAPPY B-DAY THESIDEKICKCAT!!! Please.....Hurry Back!
  22. HAPPY B-DAY MIKE!!! Best to you my friend!
  23. I also made a living for 20 yrs installing heating and air conditioning systems...but its not a good thing to try to describe how to do that like this. I strongly suggest that you hire a qualified electrician to wire this for you. If I were close by, I would do it for you free, but....well...
  24. Thats cute... Maybe the same thing this kitty is thinking???
  25. He's a member here also Mike, so you can relay that to him from here as well. Good guy...he started a file upload site specifically for his friends at G4 and here.