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"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly thereafter he met a Thibodeaux who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to Thibodeaux, asking for permission to marry one of them. Tibodeaux simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Mey Look 'em over and pick the one you want." The man dated the first daughter. The

tg, One is missing. MY FAVORITE CIGARS By Monica Lewinsky.

Wonder if it worked for him and what was the name of that pill?

tg, More truth than fiction!!!

Who said, there is no God?

Dave, Will be looking out for it.

The Cajun Military Insurance Salesmen Boudreaux's first military assignment was to a military induction center, and because he was a good talker they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled. Before long the Captain in charge of the induction center began noticing that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign up for the top GI insurance. This was odd, because it would cost these poor inductees nearly $30.00 per month more for their higher coverage than what the government was already granting. The Capta

Southerners In Heaven Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you. We have some Southerners up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing." The Lord said, "Southerners are southerners, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my

Three nuns died and went to heaven. St. Peter met them at the gate and told them that since they had been so very good in their past lives, God was going to let them go back and be whoever they wanted to be. The first nun was very flat-chested and she asked to be Dolly Parton. Poof! She was Dolly! The second nun was very shy, so she asked to be Hilary Clinton, and so she was sent back as Hilary. The last nun looked at St. Peter and asked to be Alice Kapipaleen. Peter said that he was unfamiliar with that person, so he had to go look the name up in his records. He came back a while later an

Tied you Scarlett.

This will happen only in my dreams.

Just got 8. So far so good. FYI, MS releases an updated version of the tool each month.

I bet that ticked him off!!!!!

Thanks, marty.

It takes 3 things: 1- practice 2- practice 3- and more practice

Nicely done.

Seniors weight-training I have already started this .. and it seems to be working I just came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, so I thought I'd pass it on to some of my friends. The article suggested doing it three days a week. Just don't over-do it. Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-LB. potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides, and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, then relax. Each day, you

Here's my last attempt.

Looking for something like this?

Bump. Just saw were thesidekickcat is logged in and want her to see this post.

Rick05, DPI= Dots Per Inch

marty, Try here.

marty, Good for you. Way to go.

rv, Man. You like wine. Getting better with time!!!

jimras, Try it again. Made up a number, 791-0440 and it worked for me. 791x80=63280 +1= 63281 x250= 15820250 +440= 15820690 + 440= 15821130 -250= 15820880 divided by 2= 791-0440 If the last 4 numbers start with a zero just add the last 3 as in above.