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When you have time, try this special turkey recipe. Turducken wow that looks involved. Have you made it yourself? Yes, many times. Lots of preparation. Three different birds and dressings. Taste is soooo good. Give it a try, you won't be disappointed.

Nice commercial!!!!!

I vote for Irfanview. If you don't have it already, get it Here.

Clever old Geezer!!!

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He

When you have time, try this special turkey recipe. Turducken

CATHOLIC LADIES Even if you didn't grow up Catholic, you'll appreciate this one...... Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father." The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'" The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'" The fourth Catholic woman sips he

I go for that!!!!

Thanks for your help.

Think it might be a false positive???? Is this what you want?

Ran a scan with a² and found this Registry item as malicious. Can I remove it?? Want to be sure before removing anything from the Registry. TIA.

Just think how hard it will be to get the sawdust out of all the naked cracks!!!!

We have $2.729 for low and $2.999 for high. http://autos.msn.com/everyday/gasstations.aspx?zip=&src=Netx

You did it.

Read more here: http://www.grisoft.com/doc/29396/lng/us/tpl/tpl01

Sounds like sour grapes to me!!!!!

jim, Look here, http://support.microsoft.com/xpsp2getinstall, you may find some help.

Hey TT, Saw the place below the other day. Is it yours?

Subject: The Irish Prostitute The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her: " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!! "The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad.... I became a prostitute... ""WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again! ""OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIM

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip

Another try. Photoshop 7. Thanks Dragon. Fixed.

FYI Microsoft Delays New Windows Release Associated Press 3-21-06 (AP) Microsoft Corp. will delay the consumer release of its new Windows operating system until January 2007, missing the holiday sales season and throwing some PC makers and retailers into turmoil. The delay in Windows Vista — caused by Microsoft needing more time to enhance security and other functions — will come as a blow to Microsoft partners who were looking forward to a new operating system to boost holiday sales. Windows Vista is Microsoft's first major update to the company's flagship operating system since Windo