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Subject: Preachin' to the bears A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it. Seven days later, they're all together to discuss their expe

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Hey bear, 2 questions: 1-Can you save the image to My Pictures using winme? 2-do you have Irfanview? If yes to both, put the image into My Pictures, then right click it and open it with Irfanview. Irfanview will allow you to resize the image to the size you want.

Subject: Can Boudreaux Sue? Down south, Boudreaux called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?" "Yes, Boudreaux, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Boudreaux." "And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't

Happy Birthday, Preston.

Soooooo sad!!!!! And what can one say to be PC?

The only cow in the LSU Dairy stopped giving milk. The Vets from the Large Animal Clinic did some research and found they could buy a cow from USL in Lafayette for $600. They bought the cow, and the cow was wonderful! She produced lots of milk all of the time, and the LSU people were pleased and very happy.They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows just like it.Then, they would never have to worry about their milk supply again. So, they bought a bull and put him in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, she would mo

Is his named, Elvis?

OUCH!!!!!!

Like this?

I reduced the image size from 630/405 to 350/225 and added the monitor. It seems to be sharper to me. Hope it's better for you??

All the of above. See attached. Was able to add color via paintbucket and new layers.

Sorry. I don't have a solution for you. I will work on it and if I find one, I will let you know.

An old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Crisssssssco!" Soon a store clerk approaches and says, "Lady, the Crisco is in aisle D." The old lady replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband." The clerk is astonished. "Your husband's name is Crisco?" The old lady answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in public." "I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at home?" "Lard a**."

The best to both of you.

First of all do you have a manual? If not I found the following: http://www.photocourse.com/download/PSE2-samples.pdf As I said in the past, I have never used elements 2.0, but it does have some of Photoshop 7.0's in it. Go to Windows in top toolbar and check swatches form the menu. Go to the side toolbar select eyedropper and then select the color from the swatch box. Again to side toolbar and select the paintbucket, then left click the paintbucket onto to the image for it's new color. Hop this helps you???

WOW!!!

Funny!!!!

WOMEN'S A** SIZE STUDY There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their A***s! I thought the results were pretty interesting: 50% of women think their a** is too fat. 10% of women think their a** is too skinny. The other 40% say that they don't care,... They love him, he's a good Man, and they would have married him anyway.

You did good!!!!!

Just did a search on my posts and found the one I sent to you on Elements 2.0: http://www.kenstone.net/fcp_homepage/revie...elements_2.html

Unable to locate those exact links. Here's a bunch from a Google search: http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navc...2%2E0+tutorials

My version: 1-open image in Photoshop 2-made a new layer 3-with the elliptical drew an over size circle 4-choose select, modify, contract to size 5-filled with paint bucket

Is this what you want?

Subject: A HORSE, A CHICKEN & A HARLEY A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the