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THIS IS ONE SMART BLONDE! Scott gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the sa

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.

He cheated all the way to the bank!!!!!

CRACK IN THE WINDSHIELD I'm driving along on the highway at 65 miles an hour (the speed limit), minding my own business, when outta nowhere there's this big crack in my windshield!! I swerved right and then left, and it was still right there!! There just ain't NO words for this!

This is not for Gimp, but check Here for ideas.

Below is what I was talking about.

The MADDNESS begins today!!!

Will the following help you? To load a library of preset brushes: Choose one of the following from the Brush pop-up palette menu or Brushes palette menu: Load Brushes to add a library to the current list. Select the library file you want to use, and click Load. Replace Brushes to replace the current list with a different library. Select the library file you want to use, and click Load. A library file (displayed at the bottom of the palette menu). Click OK to replace the current list, or click Append to append the current list. Note: You can also use the Preset Manager to load and reset brush l

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They were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last 2 decades. One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane unfortunately crashed, sending them off to Heaven They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kit

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Do you have colorized checked?

Followed the TUT as best as I could.

Nice. You getting better with practice.

They patched the patch.

Here's my version.

Ala SUPERMAN

Were you try to have lightning and rain in the background? If so, IMHO, this TUT would do a better Job. Look at it and give a try.

scrie, I agree with you!!!! What happen?

Thanks, sethook and jimras. Got it now. First time I had to get an update this way. Went to Add and Remove and was happy to see it was there.

jimras, I have the same problem. It' been a bad luck week for me. Checked with Google and been all over Microsoft looking for help, to no avail. Ms says no such error in their knowledge base. Hope for a solution soon.

I willing to do all that to reach 80!!!!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

He wins and whines all the way to the to the bank.

TT, I agree and why provide them with an email address to bomb me with spam.