macmarauder

road trip

i call it ..... the great equalizer of golf. hey lets see arnold palmer try to go par with the windmill of doom in the way. HAHAHAHA!!! if you absolutely had to get an advertisement tattooed on your forehead what would it be. Eat at Joe's maybe, or maybe just BOGO, tickets below?

OOOOOOO! a new toy! (downloads pirated copy off hotline server) cost = $0.01 HAHAHAHAHA! (installs) that was a mistake. ok here's what happened. i installed it with ease, then installed and ran a copy of Windows 95, 98, and XP. then i installed and ran 2 distros of Linux. great!@ then just for kicks i hacked it so that i could install apples OS X. it worked fine for a little while, but then i had the blue screen of death on all 3 copies of Windows (something about being hungry and wanting sandwiches), the Linux twins were fighting over the remote to the driver files, OS X was depressed, fe

(prepares the fire hose incase of flame war) don't worry mistamatt you can tell from your post that you don't want to offend anyone, your just expressing yourself. besides i think that i'm the only one who really listens to any rap here anyways. with there being about a dozen different types of rap i'm pretty picky about who i listen to, like i can't stand gangster rap. especially when all their lyrics are about shooting, killing, and how cool they are cause they have a ton of money. i listen to more of the kinda that are more like poetry at heart, they're usually the kind that end up in trou

Happy Day to the man who taught us how to fart with our arm pits.

anyone up for a Lord of the Rings marathon with no bathroom breaks?

doughboy

before? after? time diferencial?

yeah!!!!!!!!!! he's back!! paperwork???? i got a shredder you can borrow.

inside my own head, seriously i would like to shrink down really really small and for someone to give me a tour of the inside of my own head. not just physically but mentally as well. i always want to know what makes me tick. i can see it now. there'd be a carnival with a big farris wheel and furniture made out of giant tweenkies. soooo soft and cushy. and cheetos rain from the sky. OK so i might have been in grandpa's medicine again. how many dates have you been on?

i loved that movie. it's one of my favorites. as far as your brothers accident. yeah! car shopping again i kinda fear that since i know what the business is like. you have no idea just how much retail people get screwed on price. especially when going to the big places, and then people go to the smaller lots to get away from the big lots and then get screwed there too. i'll tell you one thing thou, if you ever find a honest car dealer try to stick with them. believe it or not they actually do exist. just few and far in between. good luck for your brother.

when i worked at Auto Zone it really bugged me, what people would try to return. this one lady brought her spark plugs in, they were in her boxes of a different brand. they had obviously been used and were in bad shape. i asked her how long she had them. she pulled out her maintenance manual and said 7,231 miles ago. WHAT! another one was the guy who installed his own starter. it was one that used shims (thin spacer plates between the starter and engine block), he didn't use them so it made a grinding noise when ever he started the engine. but hey why find out what wrong when you can just dri

ripping -------- CD Duplication

WOW so many great links to check out.

your totally right blim. the people who pay for the music and just want to protect their investment are just completely left out in the cold.

boy there's alot of things it could be. it could be that it was low on gas and it just happened to suck up a chunk of gunk from the bottom of the tank. Or the what's typical of those things, the O2 sensor going bad. what does it do now? it almost sounds like vapor locking but if it had that problem you would've seen this before. i would really have to hear it to be more specific. as far as value goes, it's not worth much. besides being not a very good year for saturns, it's well, not exactly a high end car. you did exactly right, just use it. you got your money worth out of it. now to wait on

(cricket chirping noises) boy that was a long day, i guess now that everyone's gone i'd better clean up my Cafe' (pushes button on control panel) (a dozen little robots (about the size of children) come flying out of the walls and scrub buff and wipe the place clean)

return policy ---------------- well that's probably all the 4400 were to the aliens

alright i've been putting this one off for some time now for fears of it starting World War 3. but i think that our little community can handle it. hopefully (crosses fingers) it will actually help with the controlling of rants and flaming. not that we even have a problem with those at all. that's why i'm going to experiment with it here. i trust the people here unlike Leoville and G4. besides this might be fun. OK here's how it works. you read the the last persons rant and try to continue it or at least rant in a new direction that's related. you are welcome to discuss in between rants or ev

it's not working for me. sure i made the changes on the computer and the adds disappeared. but when i tried it on my internal OS i still keep getting G4 adds beamed into directly into my brain. what am i to do? Ooooo there's a sale on Starwars Legos! i gota go. bye bye.

i was thinking just how easily i could take over the US with a new invention and a bag of cheetos. "huh! yeas mr. president. yes sir, that garfield strip was funny today." what's in your wallet? i've still got my koolaid members card from when i was a little kid.

you only have to jump through hoops. i usually end up locked in the garage for days at a time armed only with my mind, tools and a unlimited supply of cosmic cheetos thanks for coming back thesidekickcat and may the cheetos be with you and thanks for the raspberries.

Chinese Theater

sorry about your dad. god doesn't own me any favors anymore since i asked for the cosmic power of cheetos but i'll see if i can owe him one.

500 DA DA DA DA DA! naaaaahhh. i don't believe it. it's just some trick of Jeffs. are we on the holodeck or somwthing? maybe the smilies in black will show up soon and tell us it's a just a light reflecting from a gas pocket.