macmarauder

alright callers listen up, i got this message in my voice mail today. neah. it's not hard or all that expensive at all. the huge custom car craze that's been going around are brainwashing people that's all. for one thing what i do isn't fancy spinner wheels or even a fancy paint job for that matter. for the most part it's just little things to make it more comfortable for me. most of the parts i get are from U Pull Junkyards cause it way way cheeper. Oooh and your can never underestimate the power of spray paint. here's a little tip for those of you who can't stay clean when working on your

now to get back on top of the technology world, hmmmm. if i could just get this iTunes warp drive to work. now for question for you guys. how on earth could they even come up with a top 100 list anyways? there's just so many people throughout history to choose from and what really makes a great american? of course inventors, but i'm a little bias there. anyways what about sports and other celebs? seriously how many can you think of that actually did something great to get on the greatest americans list. or what about the people throughout history who did something great and even helped or sav

knights of the kitchen table -------- spoof comic book reference

i'd send you some of my luck but it doesn't work too well so instead a hearty good luck and a free 1 year pass to the BestTeschie Museum will have to do. Good Luck with the job

"which ones the remote? ewwww this ones squishy!"

i like the sound of the english accent. you always sound so much more intelligent than us americans. but i've went to a footbball (soccer for us) game there once. OMFG i thought that rap artist curse alot and they do. but you guys have a whole new level of cursing there. i couldn't understand all of it but what i did understand amazed me. i had to turn to Ashley and ask what certain things were just cause i was curious and all heck. i still don't know what some are. (cocks head sideways and make curious puppy sound and lifts eyebrow)

blim i told you guys that i was worth alot on paper. half of my pay was in startup company stock and i saved almost all of my money since i was living with my parents. unfortunately i'm not worth much now. i think i'm down to mexican pasos. just kidding. it's amazing how i had no idea of the potential of it, and i didn't even intend for the use of mass downloads of music. it just thought it was something that everyone else was doing anyway. bubba bob i think opera does. i've heard it on the radio before and a couple of people have said so in conversation. i think she owns alot of shows. l

defiantly cash, there's no record or trail so the dealer can pocket the money and not pay taxes. dealers turn into butter on the inside when they see cash like that in front of their faces. tenms suggestion of being quite and walking out at that last negotiation moment is perfect. out of those cars to pick from they are right. one suggestion i would make though is don't rush yourself when picking a car. take your time, remember if your going to spend that kinda of money try to find one that he will like for at least 3 years plus. i spent alot of money of money on my bronco to make it the way i

scary thought isn't it (geek laugh) anyways my point was that the whole list if they even did let people vote on the list of 100 greatest americans it would be crap. most people are stupid when it comes to such things. and as much as i would like to see iTunes be on the list it really shouldn't even be in the same class as the 100 list. there are far more influential and great meaning people that should be on the list. but if people actually voted on this list would get alot of popular votes rather than people thinking and learning their history in this country and then making an informed de

which mouse do you have? did you install software to use it or are you running it with os x? depending on the mouse and such you can customize what button does what in the finder and in some cases have the buttons do different things in different programs. for example i use an old kinsington 3D mouse and have it switch automatically between different sets depending on the program i'm on at the time.

i have discovered how corn plans to take over the world and OMG they've been plotting this for a long time. they have a different plan for each major country. i have learned their plan for taking over america. i got stuck on one of those old english style loop things. some how corn is controlling city street design and the city keeps adding these stupid loops things in some areas. you see Corn already tried this in Europe a long time ago. well the most of the english were mentally able to deal with these syonic powers of these street loops and developed a immunity to them a long time ago. bu

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that's another thing that we forget about. those pour people that have to buy the higher octane gas for their cars. like jaguars and mercedes and such. some vehicles are designed to work only with 90 octane gas and such. my bronco can get away with 85 octane but i usually buy 87 for it when i can. that must suck for those people.

sorry to hear about all the head aches at work Vile D. hang in there, it just takes alot of work, sweat, and cursing to get through it.

that's a really good idea. hmmmm i think i'll try it tomorrow too. get one of those huge Sams Club Pizzas and spread on another lb of shredded mozzarella cheese. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Ok first question. don't feel bad at all. alot of people that are used to windows or linux feel uneasy with the new experience of os x. heck i honestly still miss mac os 9 sometimes and forget that there's a back button while surfing through folders. anyways question #1. just place cursor over the the name of the file, click once and wait a second. the text should highlight it's self and just type away. i'm sure that there's another couple of ways but this is the most direct and easiest way. plus it's the only way i've ever used unless i'm already in the terminal or something. question #2 i

sorry guys. he's a little stinker isn't he. i know that he shouldn't be on my mac but the PC took a dump so i'm storing my windows system files on my old G4. i thought that it was funny to windows update email on my mac. very weird!

well i don't know much about the jeeves bot yet but google the cheater has invited him to the card game next week. so i'll find out more then.

wehhooooo. ok smurfs you can stop the rain dance now. "it's about smurfin time, i'm tried of smurfin dance for some smurfin lady lady name" ahhhhh thanks for the help grumpy smurf "your smurfing welcome mac"

smell O vision anyone?

earwax

one of the nicest advantages to living in america is the abundant space compared to other countries, like Japan for example. so many people crammed in to so many of those cities. with such freedom for using our vehicles and it just hurts for things like this. the gas crunch of the 70s was just too scary for us, cars are such a part of our daily lives to even imagine not even having enough gas for everyone is just too scary for me.

GAS PRICE STORIES OF TERROR!!!!!! $12.56 a Gal.

duct tape ----------- repair for the foil hats to keep out the alien mind control

like i said. we might as well nominate the very nice guy that originally created iTunes and iPhoto as the greatest american of all times. (busts out laughing and falls over again)