macmarauder

here's some old funny radio spots. i listened to most of them and i'm pretty sure that george is the voice for several of them. like the sugar shockers one. http://www.veryfunnydownloads.com/radio-adverts

well it's been $2.19 for several days now. maybe i should ask to be paid in barrels of oil instead.

leafs

Ohhh you pour pour guy. we need to hear some more horror stories. no electricity, no batteries, no working technology at all, stranded in the middle of no wheres. i can see the tag line now. "technology addicts survive wilderness by huddling around and iPod photo with picture of fire taped to it"

secretion

he he he blims got bats in her belfry well we already knew that. sorry blim i had to

ok, a rant not about terrorist but some of the common tactics that some of them use. mostly taliban. using people as human shields. just low can they go. they put up camp in a school in the middle of a small town and make people go about their daily business. kids still went to classes and such. then we can't just bomb the crap out of them and danit if there's one thing that us americans have perfected above the rest of the world it's bombing the crap out of things. you can bet that if it wasn't for such tactics that this so called war wouldn't have lasted long at all. they just won't fight li

this reminds me of the one time that i went on a camping trip. i brought my laptop and was trying to tie fireflies together on a string to get a wifi signal out so that i could continue posting on leoville. hey it could've worked! NO! i'm not an internet addict. really. ;D

wow chappy it's really neat to have a face to go with the name. Nerelda wow. i've got to stop thinking that all smart people i meet on the net are ugly looking hunchbacks. i was so far off that i have to call steven hawkins and act like i want to leave a message to his voice. Jeff, ha ha, your the spywareanator. he might not be able to fly folks or stop a speeding bulit but he can leap over tall servers in a single bound. good job Jeff, Mandy is pretty cute. i'm with robroy on this, the very last time a picture was taken of me the camera actually broke. your guys have already seen it. it's

thanks guys. 24 years old and i still can't ask women out. i am a true antisocial geek. i'm like the geek opposite of Vile. i bet he can walk into a party and have no problems. me i just freeze up smile and walk away. if i could just sacrifice some of my brains for some social skills. trust me you guys see a side that most never see. i'm rarely comfortable in public. for some reason i feel ok on the net. i've spent my whole life through a wire. OK i guess it's tome for confession hour. i've only had 2 girl friends my whole life. in todays world most people my age have been married a couple of

ger maaaan ----------- the newest superhero, the angry german that speaks in incomprehensible sentences. ohhh btw welcome Scarlett

ah there's no cause for worry here. stay down stars and here's some little red sparkly shoe. just remember to click your heals and say 'there's no place like home."

i'm bringing this guy. http://thissiterocks.com/vids.htm?video=164 warning it takes a while to download video.

alright you can laugh if you want but you i am completely useless when it comes to dealing with women around my age. i feel kinda bad gripping about my problems when there's others on the board with real problems lately but here it goes. i went to autozone to get a new thermostat for the bronco and this girl kept coming in every minute or so. they have loner tools there but they only let out 1 tool at a time. so she had to keep coming back. so i offered to help. her and her sister and mother were stranded while on visiting someone from grand junction. their van overheated and they pulled into

johnny apple seed

i guess apples are ok for the lurkers. (sniffs) hey, i smell cheetos and pretzels.

OMG he's like the size of a small turkey!

congratulations!

is he gone yet? (drags out hitests big stereo, plugs in and turns on) (hooks up to computer to stereo, hooks up computer to projector) (runs iTunes particle graphics through input of stereo and aims projector at 10ft wall)

i know that we all already knew that we had such a wide range of ages here since we're mostly just a the collection of the forgotten children of Tech Tv anyways. but i just figured that we might as well finally graph it in poll form. besides one thing that i've learned and proven is that age doesn't matter. also it's kinda cool to see it for yourself.

yeah, we forget just how badly little chunks of files get scattared throughout the system, lost in the endless void of the great spinning disc. on the old macs we had to do it every so often too. it was incredible just how much peppier your computer got after wiping the HD and doing a full reinstall. so much work too and so many junk files just laying around, like dirty underwear that you forgot about. :D :D sorry i had to say it.

enjoy the relaxing vacation buddy, see ya when you get back don't forget your towel, errrr here take mine, have a safe trip

trek

(magician theme music) da da d a da daad aaaa. and now i shall make this square peg fit into this round whole. the chainsaw please my lovely assistant. (blim hands the chainsaw to macmarauder) (RRRRRRRR RRRRRRR RRRRRRRR RRRRRRsplaaaaatttttt) oh dear, and now for a brief moment i shall reject your reality and substitute my own.

a surfing dolphin