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  1. Hi Dave.... Man is it good to see and hear from you.... I had heard on the weather station that you had some snow.... Other than the trace of rain this morning, it's just windy and cool here. Oh well...thats the way it goes....use suntan oil one day...shovel your drive way the following week... Take care Dave...... French Vanilla creamer is in the fridge...top shelf....
  2. Thanks handplane...... Gives ya a warm feeling reading that....
  3. Good morning folks...how are we this fine morning...... My day off today... Just sitting down to a fresh pot of coffee..(smell the aroma!) and a batch of pancakes with just a little melting butter (just a little now) and some good old Canadian maple syrup. If you care to join me...have a seat.. Just had a trace of rain this early morning...we'er sitting at +3C/37.4 F. Today will be sunny and a high of +10C/50F
  4. Different Engineering Perspectives ----------------------------------- Four men rode in a car : a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car stalled out. The MECHANICAL engineer said, "It must be the pistons; let's repair them and be on our way." The ELECTRICAL engineer said, "It has to be the spark plugs; we'll replace them and be ready to roll in no time at all." The CHEMICAL engineer said, "No, it's got to be bad gas; we'll flush the system and be on our way." They turned to the COMPUTER engineer. "What do you think we should do ?
  5. Well it's different alright.... Don't think I'd take it if it was given to me.... .......
  6. rappeled down a cliff? Nope... If you could pick any sports event and given free tickets....what would that be?
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    Tennessee Firewood

    ..good one bar5..... Put that one in my Jokes folder.....
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    Haircut

    Haircut ------- WOMENS' VERSION =============== CATHY : Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! LISA : Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? CATHY : Oh no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think. LISA : Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts, that would look so cute I think. I was actually
  9. Hey Dave....read the post also. Sometimes as mentioned we just got to blow off some steam once in awhile... I've got a lot of respect for ya my friend....always will have. Crawl in a hole now??? Don't you dare!!!! I hope you could spare some extra time to be here also.... See you around the boards Dave...(or in chat). Take care now......ok?
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    '60's Songs

    Really???...wow...it was just a wild guess..lol. I remember seeing him do other spoof video's of various artists before... and thought those titles would be right up his alley...lol
  11. Happy B-DAY mlegg510...wishing you the best...have a great day.
  12. Happy Birthday Canoeingkidd....enjoy your day.
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    Church Gossip

    Church Gossip Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in the other members' private lives. Church members were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She commented to George and others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away
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    '60's Songs

    Good one handplane....hahaha I remember those.... That list looks like a song list that "Weird Al" would use...
  15. Thanks for posting Marty.....good info.
  16. Happy Birthday ManiacRose.....hope you have a great day...
  17. Happy Birthday 508lah...enjoy your day...
  18. ..good one handplane. Pretty accurate.....and true.
  19. Hi Mac.... Hope I didn't put you in a spot for wondering about Act II.....heh...but you delivered... ...excellent... Robroy...you're right...Mac should write for TV... ... and add to his many talents(*although me thinks Mac could have "Multiple Personalities"...hmmm) Sidekickcat....celery for high blood pressure?...will have to try that...thanks for the tip. I see a fresh batch of coffee is on.....hmmm...*found a jelly donut...looks left,right...takes donut...mmmm*...
  20. Just would like to add another Congrats Mac...wishing you the best...
  21. handplane....that was so cool.. All those points brought me back with some good memories.. Not to long ago my wife and I were reminiscing of some of those early days and comparing to how things are today with our daughters. When we touched on the subject of television...they were in disbelief that we only had 2 channels to watch and had no idea that there was such a thing as black and white tv's. But then when I hear some of the stories my parents talk about....I guess I had it pretty good...
  22. Mac....that was so good!!! You had me at the edge of my seat....the suspense... Love it.....waiting for Act 2....
  23. Yes.....most definitely..... Congratulations macmarauder....way to go....
  24. Ya...but last Saturday you could sun tan.... I guess we thought the winter jinx's were done...hahaha..."NOT".. It's a wet snow and most is pretty well gone but not all by the end of the day....but still.. Blim....just take it easy for a few more days....and don't put away that shovel..(hope you'll never need it though...heh..)