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This is what I wanted all to see.

What a race!!!

Hey Chappy, Thanks.

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago. 2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She is a Lawyer. 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you. 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them. 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.

Bad Kitty after being arrested!!!

robroy, Thanks. Wife is guilty of the following: "Don't freeze your plastic water bottles with water as this also releases dioxin in the plastic." Just had her read your post.

In this type of a situation, let your conscience be your guide.

FYI, Sultan is back on G4.

rv56, LOL.

Hey mac, Print too small to read. I enlarged it to 800x2001 and still can't read it. Is there a max limit ? There must be. Both thumbnails are 52x389 and the expanded sizes are 156x389.

Hey sultan_emerr, Good to hear from you. Don't let those a..holes run you off from all forums. You will always have a home here. Can always use your help. Also understand, a man has to do what a man has to do. My best to you. See you around I hope.

Finally took the test. Got a 59. Good or bad??

I read the thread on G4. He didn't sound too happy: sultan_emerr custom Posts: 20863 Joined: May 2004 Saturday May 07, 2005 2:58 AM Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by: TymeKyller Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by: tech522 Why, because he knows how to use google? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aww, hmmm, well, ummm, ya basically!! hehehehe ----------------------------------------------------

rv56, Like the old saying,"What goes around,comes around".

TT, After seeing who the author is, I agree, "A Few Thoughts From A ReallyTwisted Mind".

MY RESIGNATION I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Msare better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hotsummer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple, when all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nur

Makes sense to me???

Dave, Thanks. Will be looking for the tutorial.

I know you can not put a price on a good night's sleep. No way, spending $160,000, would keep me awake. I would be tossing and turning, asking myself, why did I spend all that money for a bed??

Hey mac, Believe it or not, you were missed. BTW, is your real is Ralph? If so, your GF must be Alice??? "i got good news today though. i got to talk with an old friend from leoville and he's going to try and get me something over at NASA. not an actual job but he thinks that i might think of something that they're missing on a project that he's working on. now maybe i can send my GF to the moon."

Hey David, Read your post and took it with all the sincerity, you put into it. Blow it off and hang in there. BTW, Hope you will put more time over here.

Hey rv56, Now that you mentioned it, you are right on!!

rv56, Good one. Even the wife got a laugh out of it.

marty, Since I use Ad-Aware, I'm glad to see it on top.

You need to wait for a Hijackthis expert to come along to help you. Found the following post on this forum. Seems like the problems are the same as yours. Read