martymas

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  1. yes i agree they make this legislation to feather their own nestme had one here who legislated to ban brothels and was videoed comming out of one he has since appoligised god the bloody hypocrits marty
  2. ha ha ha because of my views i loved it marty
  3. hey bubba bob what happened to the video marty
  4. martymas

    My Life

    hi liz at least he is home isnt that one of the quotes have a good one marty
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    My Life

    >I AM THANKFUL: >FOR THE WIFE >WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, >BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, >AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. > > >FOR THE HUSBAND >WHO IS ON THE SOFA >BEING A COUCH POTATO, >BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME >AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. > > >FOR THE TEENAGER >WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES >BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, >NOT ON THE STREETS. > > >FOR THE TAXES I PAY >BECAUSE IT MEANS >I AM EMPLOYED. > > > >FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY >BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE >BEEN SURROUNDED B
  6. i tried ME when i first started and i had lots of trouble with it tho at the time i blamed my self as a new user we had a poster on this board who swears by it bearskin so it isnt every one who has trouble with ME marty
  7. i have ubuntu 7.4 and and i found firefox wont launch until after 3-4 attempts have i got things wrong or is the latest version acting up as ime not normally a firefox user with xp but it comes by default with ubuntu and i have to use it ready or not ime ready to use another browser but ide like to give firefox another go as like bobby ime ready for any advice so ile watch bobbys thread with interest marty
  8. To Nerelda have a good one you havent been around much lately marty
  9. He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner) "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses H
  10. i voted no for two reasons first the price in my country is pretty high unless you buy a perinstalled dell and i had my lot with partitioned hdd the other reason is ime not as knowledgable as most of you it has taken me a long time to get to grips with xp and now ive get it sussed i dont want to have to learn all over again ime learning linux and that is hard enough tho good luck to the new users marty
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    Murphys Law

    Murphy's Lesser-Known Laws 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 6. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. 7. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll
  12. are you playing on line games you may have malware or even a virus do you get your games from share programs like the others a clean install seems the best option marty
  13. ime sure i saw a post by bearskin at drews world yesterday ile have to go check marty
  14. watch this to see how clever japanese babys are marty http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=4q6gh9u
  15. i found this amusing and true Asking Questions Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're
  16. any one tried to hoodwink your mum well read this to find it is hard to fool them marty Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must b
  17. hi bearskin where have you bin we missed ya maybe it is that ME buggering up on you have you checked you V-card or your ram these are trouble spots for shut downs good luck marty
  18. has any little brother played this trick on you marty http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=67fhv0j
  19. ok got it sussed thanks for the info i found xppro a bit different from xp home as i have xppro i was floundering abit when i opened xp home but ive deleted those 3 accounts but ime haveing trouble logging in it is dial up i think the owners have given me the wrong user name or p-word as that is the message i get marty
  20. thanks for your reply yes the compt was full of spy ware and one folder was infected some of it was deleted before it came to me and by using ad-aware and avast i got rid of most of the others i was instructed by the owners of the sys to delete three of the accounts how do i do this and where do i go to delete them thanks again marty
  21. hi all ive struck some thing that is foriegn to me i had this compt sent to me that has 4 accounts i need to delete 3 of those accounts with out compremising the compt how do i do this and where ive only ever used one account so ime a novice when it means more than one account on one account the c:\windows\sys\mdm.dll.exe is missing and when you open it that message comes up but i dosent show in the other 3 accounts am i confusing you the reason ime posting is because im confused any help thanks marty [the operating sys is xp home]
  22. hey jd that is some bank book ive read a lot of flak for mrs clinton i wonder why odviously it is the right wing throwing brick bats i happen to admire her through all the s---t she has taken because of her husband and of course the opposition trying to belittle her but she is a woman and i feel she is brave to put up with all that stuff that is thrown at her so personally i hope she makes it as a woman and a brave one marty
  23. happy birthday baker have a good day and enjoy it marty
  24. ive been retired for some time now and ime enjoying it more so spending a lot of time with you guys on the message board and relating to our different cultures do you realise ime twelve thousand miles from some of you and we are relating just like talking over the back fence and appreciate the link between us i wished ide have taken retirement before my time i love it marty
  25. being gay is an enigma to some people and i was one of those i was brought up as a strict catholic and those days gays were the scum, of the earth now of course they are accepted every where for me personally i was anti gay because i didnt understand it then i discovered one of my cousins was a lesbion she was the nicest person you could meet so i had to get my head around the fact that it was in my family and not other people as i thought i still have problems with the gay thing but ime learning to cope the thing about the black woman being axed was only what i read and from a show of