martymas

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  1. hi mark yes this is the xp setup yes i had a thought on the jumper before i got the combo i had the my cd rom on master and the cd writer on slave and it worked fine as this is my first dvd setup ive discarded the cdwr and gone for the dvd the jumper settings are they the same cdrom as master and dvd as slave or vica versa or do i need the cdrom at all marty
  2. hi all recently i installed a new dvd combo i have a cd rom installed but the sys wont recognise the dvd it is recognised in the bios my compt and disk management but it wont operate when i insert a cd nothing happens any clues thanks marty
  3. this is what happens when we want to remain young View My Video
  4. Two elderly friends, Larry and Ken, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Larry didn't show up. Ken didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Ken really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Ken didn't know where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed, and Ken figured he had seen the last of Larry, but one day, Ken approached the park and -- lo and behold!
  5. many of those people are professional the money makes them aggressive tho some just miscalculate it is easly done once in the olympics we had a marithon runner who had the race won near the post and fell over short of the post and twisted her ankle and was just able to hobble to the post for a bronze meddle alison roe i think her name was those days i wasent interested in those sports so her name has slipped my mind but i recall the incidence so when we are winning we havent really won until the event is finished poor buggere marty
  6. jeez can you believe these buggers spammers blowing their trumpet
  7. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
  8. martymas

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    After months of cold and rainy weather, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: BBQ rules Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along w
  9. GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be w
  10. http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=54ja3io
  11. yes JD that is true a friend from florida sent it to me so they must be energy savers over there i think man power push that drives it marty
  12. thanks mike what ever the reason i havent a clue but it is loading from your link and i havent got the error message buggered if i know what was wrong for my freind it dosent make any difference to him he is compt illiterate but im trying to put all the safety devices on it for him he is a race horse owner and needs a compt for his breeding records one question will foxit do the same features as adobe as he needs areader i use foxit my self but he may need a program like adobe or microsoftword i was thinking foxit is free and you have to pay for the others thanks marty
  13. is there no warning for little ones the options look bleak for children the sanitizer or germs which is the safest marty
  14. Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth drink for you." "Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two." "Ahhhhh, that's nothing," said the Irishman. "Back home in Manchester there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've h
  15. if it is giving you problems in safe mode check your hard ware drivers hard ware is normally the problem with shut downs in safe mode video and sound card drivere are some times the culprits marty
  16. here are some truthful quotes 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a co
  17. would shutting off hybernate in that account help marty
  18. recently i loaded xppro 64bit on to a friends compt and i got avast foxit. spyware. blaster regclean. installed but when i tried to load ad-aware it wouldnt load i tried 5-6 times but the message was ad-aware coudnt recognise the c:\64 bit sys is there some way round this marty
  19. thanks TT i lost it once before and chappy said to go to comtrol panel-add and remove add new programs and click floppy or cd but i got lost once i did that ive tried to look for chappys post but that was along time ago and i couldnt remember how i titled the post so i could search how ever it is on now take care marty
  20. yes JD i agree i remember i caught a virus at techtv trying to access major geeks from the search bar wnen i opened it avast detected it and isolated it i posted the problem on the message board and dammed if a rep from majorgeeks replied and lambasted shit out of me for posting false info as it happened i had documentation so i posted it to the board however the guy pmed me several days later appologising and said the search site i accessed was a spoofed site. and they had taken measure to rectify the probelm later i thought about it and i should have contacted major geeks instead o
  21. after watching this video i feel a helova lot more brainy marty http://forum.worldstart.com/showthread.php?t=110473
  22. i have to post this one this is an extract from a board close to home a person was instructed to install spybot a so read and see the result ive tried to nurture many of the posters on thie particular board on compt maintainence but it seems im failing as you will read marty ---------------------------------this is the post--------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fixed a friend's computer that was running slow. Carried out the usuals disk clean up, defrag, spybot, ad-aware, registry clean. Was running very well, friend with telstra so I could not