martymas

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  1. i tried google but your results were different than mine and yours were much better i must have searched the wrong words any way ive sent your results to a friend who says thanks to you marty
  2. any one have any info on negetive photo scanners thanks marty
  3. hi team ive just learned to insert you tube videos so ive changed the post sorry bout that like many of ime a learner i hope it hasent inconvienced the posters enjoy ive already practiced this insert so i hope it works
  4. i was using CCleaner for some years actually when it first came on the scene and i found it quite dangerous if not used properly as well it wasnt saving me any space as at the time i was limited in my resources it dosent save any more space then the usual cleaning of your compt to clean all the extensions which is what CCleaner does they danger is that it will take a d.ll file as it did for me which i couldnt replace and had to reinstall windows there are safer appli's out there to do this task ime not condeming the apply only pointing out the dangers for a new user it maybe ok for an e
  5. ime not having a good morning perhaps it is to early for my brain marty
  6. If I saw this guy getting beat up my baseball bat would settle the score I HATE BULLIES. if your a real hard ass like those guys thought they were but havent meet me. come to orlando fl and post me a message when your at the fl mall and i'll introduce you to me and my bat. Edited by hitest for some one with only one post you havent seen the loke or dont you believe in jokes how much do you use that bat on people try it on me and you will be sorry marty
  7. Spycrusher spyware program is there any info about this stuff and does the log need to be posted to the board this belongs to a friend who know nothing about compt as i havent had this stuff yet i need the expertise of you guys marty
  8. happy birthday TK my time goes quickly i havent seen a post from you for some time have a happy one and good luck say hi to the missus and the kids i love em amrty
  9. ha ha ha what a quick thinking senior marty
  10. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT BIT OF INFORMATION, THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED. First-year students at Auburn University's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it, and stuc
  11. hi brian this was posted on the notice board of the local traffic station and one of the officers who knew i posted to boards like this emailed it to me yes i found it quite amusing marty
  12. hi JD that is prerrty amazing stuff as a muscian im always interested in sounds i bought this wood instrument in australia last year called a didgeredoo and i clipped a throat mike to the bell and turned it on to deep base and the fantastic sounds that came from it when you blow from it was terrific and i imagine this technology will be the same marty
  13. These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." #14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that me
  14. me neither JD i thought bout it long and hard before i posted marty
  15. hi all this applys to my country not sure about others The 11th Husband A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from F
  16. THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN... Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France -gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war
  17. i showed this to a lady friend and she said [excuse the language ] you bloody men marty
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    Seat Belts

    seat belts arnt always the answer a relitive crashed his car into a river and the seat belt stopped him from escaping and he drowned im not advocating not to wearr seat belts in all cases they are needed but that one time makes you think my son crashed a his car using a cell phone tho he wasnt hurt he was fined heavly and rightly so as he could have hurt some one else there is a fine line between right or wrong my advice be aware all the time marty
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    Seat Belts

    a friend from the usa sent this i think it is in florida to make people aware to do up their seat belts ime not sure if it works but i makes men sit up and take notice even in my country seat belts and cell phones are a problem and i dont want to look sexist but woman are the biggest offenders i cant tell you who takes these surveys how ever what ever the message or what it looks like is better than deaths by neglecting to follow the road rules ime posting this because of a family member beeing involved marty a riddle What gets longer when pulled, fits between your boobs, inserts nea
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    Puppets

    no doubt many of you would have seen this in person i think it is clever and well timed which one is the human marty http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=68jpd8g
  21. thanks sethooks as ever always helpfull marty
  22. hi team what components and procedure do i need to set up a two compt network on dial up a friend who has parkinsons desease needs to keep in touch with his family via network as ive had nought to do with this sort of compting i wouldnt mind setting it up for the experience alone other than helping him as well marty
  23. ok ive got the ubcd loaded but ime haveing trouble burning it with[ burn for free] i tried to unstall BFF but it is still on my start menu and and when i open an application it interferes with my burning process as ime a novice with the burning precess i need a bit of guidence but the link tt sent in ime interested with it the bartpecd i need to up date my old version or reload a new cd altother my Q what is the best burning appli i need a free one as it is only a oncer thanks much appreciated marty
  24. ha ha liz i love it marty
  25. any one give me a link to either of these ultimate bootdisks i tried to google them bart pe or microsoft i have an older version of bart pe but it needs up dating but it dosent show a install mirror i think besttechie post it some time ago marty