martymas

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  1. hi all im not sure if this the place to post this video but i can tell you this we girl has talent oozing out of her body for a we girl she has the most mature voice i fell in love with her voice however listen and judge for your self http://glumbert.com/media/connie
  2. Today local police found a man's body in a park nearby. They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly butt and a Small Wiener. Let me know if you're OK. Your Concerned Friend. Have a good day.
  3. A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital, and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital
  4. is it a hidden political statement marty
  5. thanks dave i made this sys my self with the help from the board but it was basic so i need advice going from one sys to another and i beleive a p4 for is a step up thanks marty
  6. hi dave luckly you are able to improvise many of us would invent new swear words i marvel at people like you and pete who are able to get round problems like yours im going to keep your's and petes post in case i need it in the future can i ask one Q is there any difference with a p3 and a p4 case im thinking of going for a p4 mobo but i want to use my present case is this possable marty
  7. yes here in new zealand a tomboy is considered a girl who does boy things an agessive girl a sports person in nz lesbians are considered tomboys as well marty
  8. How about a bit poetry for the day. WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for
  9. http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=4l3guwz any one tried these marty
  10. take care all in the affected areas i just watched it on our breakfast news marty
  11. bozodog we measure it in celsius not degrees marty
  12. hi liz i have a Q to ask you a lady friend says ecards and incredomail are a ladys thing and they use them more than men do you find this is so marty
  13. maybe youve been hi-jacked try hijack this and send the log file to the board and let some one read it and give you advice marty
  14. martymas

    Ink Art

    yes tho ime not really an arty person i thought it was quite clever marty
  15. i feel sorry for you guys in that heat where i live it is the exact opposite it has been 5 below ok that isnt cold by some standards but it has been like that for 3 weeks and is now turningng into a black frost ive had my oil heater going for over a month with out a break the hotest it can get here is about 35 to 40 so that is cool compared to some places hope all is ok now TT you take care of your self you arnt getting any younger marty
  16. ime not sure if this warning has been posted but here it is again http://blogs.pcmag.com/securitywatch/2007/...orse_to_you.php
  17. ive known wonderent for some years

    and we are close friends

    lm

  18. A year in the life of a BLOND. Kinda silly.. but anyways... January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Cool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast st
  19. watch this spoof and funny video of bill gates and steve jobs marty
  20. bozodog thanks for the advice ime not realy a photo copy person but i do have a color scanner but i will pas your info on thanks again much appreciated marty
  21. in compt language what does the letters rab denote marty
  22. hi JD i sent the aron williams video to the board but only as a link and like you ive just learned to insert the code wich is great marty
  23. heres one i posted this morning before i learned it this way marty
  24. thanks to you guys i can now post you tubes to the board ive asked how to do this many times ive only discovered this thread and this morning i sent a you tube video to the board and the bloody rigamarole i had to go through to get it there thanks pierce and BT for this learning curve marty