martymas

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    Kubuntu

    any one know how to turn off screen saver i kubuntu marty
  2. has any one had any thing to do with tvcards ok i buy the tv card then what else is required hardare software ect. is a sattleite dish required any ideas marty
  3. you will have to excuse my ignorence but you say login are you installing over the top of a previous instalation or is this a fresh install ime keen to try it i read about this on the net and until i read your post i thought it was a firefox trick ha ha marty
  4. it dosent seem that long when we wanted some place to post at when i first came here i wondered who the hell jeff was when i saw the directer of the boards name beeing mentioned i thought im in the wrong place i came to join beluga and it wasnt until a coupla weeks later i found they were the same person i didnt mentioned this to any one untilnow as i was a bit embarrassed so three years has gone quickly and personally ive enjoyed it here a great lot of posters and for ever helpfull to a dummy like me congrats jeff.beluga. and i hope we will be here for another 3years marty
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    God

    thanks liz just as well there are mothers in this world to remind us to change our undies ive actually been cAught out wearing my U"S marty
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    God

    ha ha ha underware for what ever reason has been an enigma for men ime sitting here in my underpants i bought last year it is worn out but comfy i have plenty of of new ones that Must be it COMFY as a point of interest does my text look faded and small ime posting this from kubuntu and darned if i can get the display right i dont know where to go to do it marty
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    G4techtv

    they muat have read my post as i went there and the login option was on the tool bar marty
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    Puppets

    hi team tell me if you think this is clever turn your sound on and use the full screen http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=4thq553
  9. every now and then i suffer with double vision where i see two of my posts that look the same and this is one of those times it always happens when some comes to my door sorry bout that team i cant say it wont happen again because it will old age does that marty
  10. LAUGH A LITTLE EVERY DAY.... SPECIAL POEM FOR SENIOR CITIZENS!! A row of bottles on my shelf Caused me to analyze myself. One yellow pill I have to pop Goes to my heart so it won't stop. A little white one that I take Goes to my hands so they won't shake. The blue ones that I use a lot Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.. The purple pill goes to my brain And tells me that I have no pain. The capsules tell me not to wheeze Or cough or choke or even sneeze. The red ones, smallest of them all Go to my blood so I won't fall. The orange ones, very big and bright Prevent my leg cramps in the
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    G4techtv

    yes i figured that pete i just wondered why i didnt need to login normall ive had lots of problems loging in once i had to reboot to get back in after trying for ages one thing the board is consistant for being unconsistant marty
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    Macmarauder

    yes i wondered about mac i mentioned it in a pm to a friend he may be gearing up for the rugby world cup next month he likws rugby cripes i hope he is ok i like him marty
  13. happy b-day dragon marty
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    G4techtv

    every now and then i clean my cookies which means i have to login to the messages well twice ive had to login and it seems i dont have to do that at g4 there isnt a log in option on the tool bar and i can come and go as i please there is a notice saying the board will be in full operation after 5 months of buggering around any on know whats happening or am i in touch with the unknowing to not have to login this has happened for 3 days now not that i like the board but i do have friends there and i go there to natter with them marty
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    God

    Ten Reasons God Created Woman I'm sure there must be more than 10 but this was a good start!!! Ten Reasons God Created Woman 10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden, because he wouldn't ask for directions. 9. God knew that, someday, Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. ( Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV. They want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.) 8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment. 7. God knew that, when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself. 6. God knew that Adam
  16. hi team this was sent to me by a friend in the united kingdom and some of these are true as i experienced when i first started posting to a linux board to try and configure a dial modem in mandrake 9.1 at first i became anti linux because of it i found them in those days to be arrogant b---s but once i met people who helped me like the guy who configured my dial up modem and got me going i have mellowed but read the article and judge for your self i know win users wont be happy with some of these comments i wasnt my self but judge for your self marty http://linux.oneandoneis2.org/LNW
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    Dolly

    Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should get into Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure the angels will be pleased to see them every day, for eternity." The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
  18. thanks flatiron and rasmusskovmand for allowing me to post in the thread and to follow the links marty
  19. maybe it isnt a hi-jack if you have your cookies reset it maybe blocking the site go to tools- internet options-privacy tab advanced -sites-and see if the site is beeing blocked if it is remove it marty
  20. does this apply to all dual boots with win and linux i have ubuntu and win xp on adual boot ubuntu beeing on a seperate drive and the only place i can find that drive is in computer management i cant find it in my compt nor device manager is this always the case like sir siddy has
  21. like many of you i fix many freinds compts for free tho a couple ive charged the danger in fixing them for free is they will keep comming back at any little glitch as dan has experienced i feel sorry for you ive had the same experience but once i threatened to charge my name become mud so you cant win yes $25 is a cheap fix ime not sure the charges were you people live but here in nz it is $85 an hour and as you know it takes 2-3 hrs to install winxp alone ,[with out any fixes] taking into account the sp2 updates ect so dans price is cheap the lady must think dan is father xmas m
  22. Happy Birthdays, Preston and Deafgirl marty
  23. yes one crook against the othere those insurince companys are not lilly white with your permissin i will post this on a nz board that is a good and satisfying post marty
  24. ok ive sussed out the dam thing first i couldnt get in without the p-word so i deleted the ubuntu partitions reinstalled ubuntu then installed kde from there or[ kubunutu] and found it isnt to bad sort of a sys tho there are few things i have to learn ime finding things all the time the secret is in downloading the right packages but ime able to make kde my default home page and that is a help tho ime only touching the surface ime learning all the time this post is comming from kde and it is a bit more complicated than ubuntu it is just as good as win xp perhaps a bit harder to con