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An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. "Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "what is happening?" "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "It's only someone having the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more bloodcurdling screams. "Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what is happening?" "Not to worry," says St.Peter, "they are just having their

you mention bikers some weeks ago i was crossing the rd when two bikers probably doing 120kmp in a built up zone couldent take the corner the one on the inside crashed into the footpath barrier and the other who was watching his mate crashed into a house section with out killing any one when they went past me i thought i wished they would crash so they must have read my thoughts and lo and behold they both walked away unhurt wasnt i dissappointed yes i was marty

ive posted this before but i love it so much ime posting it again A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit" St. Peter asked? "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattoo ed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the gr

hi cowsgonemadd3 where have you been havent seen a post from you for sometime that is if you are the same person ime thinking of good to see you back at BT MARTY

While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Billy Bob won first place, which was a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti. Bubba won sixth prize, which was a toilet brush. About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, "Great! I love spaghetti!" Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you? How's the t

bubba bob i sent a pm to sharbor at world start and she said pat hadent post for quite some time and she was a regular poster there hope she is ok marty

hi liz that is amazing i live by the sea my ancestors were fisherman and i had quite a lot to do with fish life but fresh water jelly fish is another thing ive sent this article on to my nephew who is a pro fisherman and collects specimens for research thanks for that marty

hi wirelesspacket welcome with all those credentials you will be an asset to the board many of us has been here since it started i hope you are an exprt of slackware if you are ile be targetting you as i say welcome ALL people here like a family i live on the other side of the world to many of you so put your feet up and enjoy marty

yes jd in nz we have the right hand driving rule and this lady was stopped [by the traffic warden and said why didnt you indicate you were turning left reply my arm was to short as i couldnt put it out the left window to indicate i was turning left [i wonder what happend to indicater lights] marty [in nz you are allowed put your arm out the window and indicate were you are turning

Thought you might enjoy this. > > >>Idiot Sightings! >>Be careful...be v-e-r-y careful. >> >>IDIOT SIGHTING: My husband and I had to have the garage door repaired. >>The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did >>not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, >>and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 >>horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 >>horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, >>it's not. F

many of us have lost our post count which is twice for me ive been a member for 4 years and i have 159 posts not bad for an old fella marty

quite color full language at first i thought it was latin but now i can decypher it after a few goes marty

yes he had a wonderfull voice and a very happy disposition and a nice young wife i saw an interview with a lady kiri tekanawa who is fron nz and who has sung with pavoriti and she said he has the most wonderfull voice of us all great compliment marty

happy birthday team hope yoall be around the board for a long time yet marty

well that may be the problem the ram may not be compatable to your mobo i had a similiar problem with win64 bit as it was installing i was getting errors and cant find files i had 2 512 ram sticks when i rang the company and complained about the bad ram the dealer said take out one of the sticks your mobo isnt compatable to that much ram so i did that and the instalation went ok luckly they bought that other stick of ram back from me at a lower price of course. so that maybe the problem did you try to boot in safe mode marty

ok ive got both thunderbird and evilution mail working the problem was adept wasent installng either properly so i had to install TB 3 times but they are both on and working as i have 3 emails addresses i use 2 on TB and the other on evolution this is only a temp measure till can get used to them thanks marty

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner. Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going"? Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad. How's your golf"? Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, But I think I've got that going right now." Stevie says, "I always find that when my golf swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right." Tiger says, "You play golf??" Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years." Woods says, "But you're blind! How can

Humor! Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?" --------------------------------------------- A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied. "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine" ---------------------------------------------------------- A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the

if it wasent for your patience ide have given this game up long ago but i like to think ive advanced a little i like kubuntu and ubuntu and ime not sure which one to use ubuntu is easier to get round but kubuntu is a bit trickier however other than the email ime getting there i found adept and synaptic have slightly difference options ok ile try your suggestion and thanks for the help marty

ive used adept to down load thunderbird which ive done twice but now i cant find it in internet i installed epiphany browser and it is in there but the email appli i cant find any where ive been able to configure k-mail but i cant send does k-mail use smtp i can configue the recieve [pop] ime actually sending this from kubuntu so it is working ok marty

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i have to agree with the statement politicians the world over but we need them other wise there would be utter chaos can we trust people to govern them selves the only time this has happened is in china where this was practiced for a thousand years but the price that was payed any one showing leadership qualitys was eliminated in other words the s-----t stirers were were taken out so many politicians are s-----t stirers ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yes america has a diverse population ide like to st

thanks hi test i found an option to configure kde mail but it stops there i cant find where to create an account yes ive installed adept and ive used it for updates but some updates i cant find and kde mail is one of them but ile post back when i do marty

how and where do i go to configure the email in kubuntu it dosent have a default email if it has where marty

has your hdd been formatted which will cause blue screen and make sure you have the main drive set as master go to www.bootdisk.com and make a win98 bootdisk floppy set your bios to boot from the floppy insert it then reboot once opened fdisk and format it then try installing windows make sure to reset the bios to read from the xpcd marty