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Old is Old is Old is Old A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.." The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me". As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,"I would like to buy you a drink, too." The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water." " Coming up," says the bartender. As she finishes that drink, the man to

i was a fan of hers at one stage i heard she liked girls and not boys but that mad e no difference to me she was nice at different times ive seen 2-3 of the old presenters on tv cnn used to have a couple of ex techtv presenters god i longed for those days but it isnt to be now we are stuck with that kiddies site g4 or some thing like that good one pete marty

Happy Birthdays Pat and Ryan ime not sure if ime late or not but Hb team marty

hi bobby yes the english language is a bit tricky at times here in the south pacific we have out own version and some times i forget when posting to the boards i need to use uniform language and foreget the way we say and phrase words and sentences i have to appoligise as some times i forget and ramble on but many examples you have in your post are familiar to me the ones i sent in was sent to me by a friend in florida marty

recently i had a wireless k-board and mouse given to me brand new as i ahvent had any experience with this type of sys i found it a bit diffucult to to configur it in to the sys it had an install cd but now it has corrupted one of my files which comes to the desk top when i boot up to get rid of the thing i had to restore back past the date and the notice has gone but ime curious as to know what i did wrong i normally use a conventional mouse and k-board so ime lost as to what happened thanks for any info marty

if youve taken the battery out you will have to go to the bios and reset your time and date if the time and date have gone back in time your compt wont respond go there and and check both marty

have you tried the bios and get your drive recognised in there is you see none besides the drives then you either havent formated them or you have the master and slave pin in the wrong position ime haveing the same trouble and already ive had a blue screen in my case i think i have to make the cd rom the master slave and the hdd the master drive hope so good luck maybe some one will post with a better answer

What's a mac? you stole my post joe i was going to ask that so i will rephrase it whats a mac is it a macken tosh or apple and is there any diffefernce marty

HUMOUR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A t

ok iccaros thank you i tried it on a friends compt and i liked it he had trouble surfing with it at first but found he still had the battery charging connection alive until some on pointed it out to him [ the cursor used to jump all over the place ] and now it goes awesome again thanks marty

hi team im interested in switching to remote mouse and k-board which i presume is wireles correcte me if ime wrong can i us a remote M and K on a sys that uses normal components sorry if i havent explained this properly but ime new to the idea and would like info on this sys marty

it is tongue cheek predictions iloved this one [baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped] marty

take a look at some of these things which many of our grand children will experience marty HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will t

hi sultan nz jokes are quite suttle and dry i think jokes around the globe are different from each other like the gay sheep whos name was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaasel marty

hi ime a fan of irish jokes hope you enjoy Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. " What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. " Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." " That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." " Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself,

ok i searched the board at g4 and found one of petes posts showing how to do it in safe mode so far i havent tried it on my compt this is the adminstrative p-word its a freinds compt and i need to practice befor i bugger his compt up marty

a friend has forgotten his adminstration p-word how does he reset it as i havent had to do it ime not sure what to do any ideas marty

some how i may have fixed this thing remembering years ago some one techtv said if you have shutdown problems try truning off your screen savers in this case as soon as the compt started the screen saver it went into standby i couldnt find the reason for this but i turned off the screen saver set the power options to never and wiped the desk top pic and so far so good I HOPE WE WILL SEE AND ILE REPORT BACK AFTER A COUPLA DAYS MARTY

sorry i didnt explain the reason a friend has this new compt and all of a sudden it has started random shutdons ive check the temp but i havent had it to peices yet to daunting for me i thought this may be the reason as it shuts down after it it has been running a while it hasent been apart so nothing has been touched internally so i presume it is soft ware like drivers ect i remember when the blaster worm was around it would shut down the compt and the command line was the fix but ime off to read petes fix at g4 thanks team much appreciated marty

Happy Birthday, Robroy is he here to help celebrate marty

i got three right two were flukes and the one i got right was chineese gooseberrys which is now named kiwi fruit [zespra] sold all over the world the cat gut i was half right i said a donkey marty

does any one remember the command line in dos to abort ramdom shutdowns i had it in a note book but as i havent had to use it for years i cant find it nor can i remember the command line any ideas thanks

thanks pete for the detailed explanation after reading the posts in the thread i back tracked and have now got the thing working i have win xp installed tho i must mention while installing i got a freeze so i had to reboot and the sys said your sys has become corrupt do you want windows to repair it which i said yes and it did so now ime trying to install the updates and it is on bloody dial up and that will take hrs i could hook up my cable connection which i did originally but ime at the end of my 5gig band width and it wiill cost me extra i may do that in the end tho band

and she is good for the eyes ive had to massage mine and that is good for them good one sultan marty