martymas

any one interested in dictionarys here is one slightly different http://visual.merriam-webster.com/

ha ha it was sent to me from an irish friend in guess where FLORIDA not ireland so they are every where tho i see where you are comming from yes it could be any race tho the irish seem to enjoy jokes about them selves we know them here in nz as the first 500 emergrants were irish and from then on they came in droves i think you had the same experience in old america marty

hi mikex good luck and keep us in touch marty

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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs! 'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?' The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.' 'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor. 'No, from the f**kin' skippin'

willy nilly gave me a reminder marty

hi liz i had a wee giggle when i saw this marty

ok i found it on the tool bar all the years ive used OE i didnt know it had a spell checker i needed it as im a poor user of the k-board as well as haveing poor eye sight and i tend to hit the wrong keys you will notice i tend to edit my posts because of this i had problems at techtv because of this so thanks team much appreciated marty

ha ha ha js well there are a few marty

> According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was > recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were > beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was > fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their > lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. > Every night the caretaker would remove them and the next day the girls > would put them back. > > Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. > > She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them

hi i enjoyed these hope you do as well marty ANNUAL NEOLOGISM CONTEST Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3 . Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. N

Give this program a look. ok i down loaded it from majorgeeks and then i couldnt find it once it is down loaded how do i get it to work thanks for the link marty

hi disregard my post i found one at major geeks havent tried it yet but ime off there now marty

any one know what spell checker to use in outlook express i tried a couple in Pinned: Commonly Recommended Software, Links, And Tips but they dont work in OE if they do how marty

I would check out the Slack Book at slackware.com, marty:-) cfdisk is a user-friendly partition utility. The best thing to do is to thoroughly read-up on the installation procedure. will it dual boot on this old compt i have windows on one drive and with the spare drive ide like to try slack ware i started with dose win3.1 but i find this a bit more command useage having a great time with ubuntu i also purchased dams mall linux and ime able to get it on line but slack ware is a different challenge thanks marty

any tips on how to partition the hdd for slackware i have the slackware 12.0 but i cant seem to find how to partition the hdd and until i can do that it wont let me install i have spare hdd drive and ide like to try it ive been on several message boards and forums but no where do they give me a blow by blow tip on how to install it i can get to the section where they ask to partition but ime stumped from there does slackware12.1 have the this issue i come to the conclusion any one who uses slack ware is either very clever with dos any tips would be welcome marty

this old compt i have as a hack i built my self and ive replaced many components over time as long as your mother board supports these replacements there are lots of reasons for your compt to slow down and you will find them all over this board two posters have asked for your specs so it would be very handy if you posted those and many here can hep good luck marty

ide like to add my welcome as well i havent been on the board much so i miss many welcomes and birthdays so to all new ones welcome and birthdays happy returns marty

bubba bob maybe they are on a merit sys where by the more convictions the more chance of promotions here in nz each conviction the more bonus you get so that allows the buggers to pull any body over and you have to be carefull what you say because if you say the wrong thing your in trouble and they find any excues tp write a ticket isnt that what the world is comming to dog eat dog marty

power toys thats it thanks flat iron techtv used to have powertoy forum and i saw this tip on the program thanks again much appreciated marty

hi sultan sorry to hear of your loss of a loved one only just got to the board today to read the many posts we are all friends here marty

ho all is there any way to delete the entrys in the search all files and folders other than go to the mrus in the registry ive hunted all over xp for a solution in the past ive deleted them from the reg and i used to use an appli called mru blaster but it can be done with out that extra application i saw it once on techtv chris perrilo demonstrated it any ideas marty

good one bobby marty

have you tried cleaning your cache and flushing your dns try this- open cmd at the prompt type ipconfig/flushdns press enter then com out open the run box and type regsvr32 urlmon.dll press ok then try the site [clean out your temp files and history] only a suggestion marty