sethook Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Granted, but you owe them all money.I wish I could finally figure out the Lotto numbers BEFORE the drawing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Granted, but you lost the ticket...I wish I had a swimming pool. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macmarauder Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Granted, but you owe them all money.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>(sticks out hand and smiles) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brian_Holiday Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 (edited) Granted, but you lost the ticket...I wish I had a swimming pool.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Granted, its the algae ridden one that contains my shoes. (previous post)I wish my basement was finished. Edited August 28, 2005 by Brian_Holiday Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sethook Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Granted but it's done in a very bright pink.I wish it wasn't so darn hot in the LA area. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Granted LA now has it's own Ice AgeI wish Katrina would head south Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 (edited) Granted, but she still leaves a bunch of rain....I wish I didn't have to work in the morning. Edited August 28, 2005 by bozodog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brian_Holiday Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Granted, but she still leaves a bunch of rain....I wish I didn't have to work in the morning.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Granted, you are fired. I wish I had a dollar for each time a person cut me off in traffic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 granted, but they are all forgeriesI wish that I could fly to the moon and back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bearskin Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 robroy...bearskin will grant your wish but your kilt will burn up on reentry.I wish I could type 60 words a minute. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macmarauder Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 your wish is granted but you now type so fast that the keyboard catches fire and one of the buttons pops of an hits you in the eye. ohhhh ouch!! well the bunny thing didn't work out to well. i lost several members in my group fighting it but i think that if finally found a harmless wish. i wish for a super computer that has voice recognition software. nothing can go wrong there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Parrotgeek7 Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Granted, nut now you have a severe stutter and speech impediment.Iwish it was 12:18 a.m. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tictoc5150 Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Granted, nut now you have a severe stutter and speech impediment.Iwish it was 12:18 a.m.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wish granted, but it's always 12:18am...forever and ever. I wish Juan Valdez would bring me a pot of fresh mountain grown coffee from the hills of Columbia. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 granted, but his donkey crapped in itI wish I wasn't nakedquote from bearskin "robroy...bearskin will grant your wish but your kilt will burn up on reentry." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brian_Holiday Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 quote from bearskin "robroy...bearskin will grant your wish but your kilt will burn up on reentry."<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Granted, you are covered in 2 inches of hair.I wish I had a better job. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Granted, but it's 84 hours a weekI wish I could get a new car Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brian_Holiday Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Granted, a time portal opens up and deposits a "new" 1976 Gremlin in your front yard. I wish I were 20 again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Weee, a Gremlin! fishbowl on wheels. Granted, but you don't know anymore then you the last time you were 20.I wish I'd get a raise at work Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brian_Holiday Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 I wish I'd get a raise at work<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wish granted. You show up at work, and someone has exchanged your office chair with a barstool.I wish all of my projects were complete.<I had a 76 Gremlin when I was 16. I hated that car, real chick repeller> <I would settle for being stupid, if I were 20 > Quote Link to post Share on other sites
12lostcause12 Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Wish granted, your projects are done, but they are all done wrong.I wish Sir Issac Newton had never discovered calculus. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Parrotgeek7 Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 I wish I'd get a raise at work<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wish granted. You show up at work, and someone has exchanged your office chair with a barstool.I wish all of my projects were complete.<I had a 76 Gremlin when I was 16. I hated that car, real chick repeller> <I would settle for being stupid, if I were 20 ><{POST_SNAPBACK}>Granted, but your last project was planning your own funeralI wish I had a time machine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Wish granted but you have to relive the Nixon years over and over like Ground Hog Day.Wish I had an axe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Wish Granted, but its doublebladed and you don't have a wooden staff to use it...I wish to travel through the space-time continum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brian_Holiday Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Wish Granted, but its doublebladed and you don't have a wooden staff to use it...I wish to travel through the space-time continum<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wish granted, But it takes you 1 hour to go 1 hour into the future. I wish Linux was the dominant operating system on the net. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Granted, but it becomes incompatable with our friend Google.I wish we had some of that rain from Katrina... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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