bozodog Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Sooo.... I'm still wishin' for pizza, and now I want ice cream too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevinksmith Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Sooo.... I'm still wishin' for pizza, and now I want ice cream too.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Granted, but the pizza is vegetarian.....I wish I were 18 again..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Granted, but you're still in the 8th grade.I wish for ammaretto, nut, fudge, ice cream. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevinksmith Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Granted, but you're still in the 8th grade.I wish for ammaretto, nut, fudge, ice cream.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Granted, but it has been melted for 11 days now....... I wish customs/border agents would lighten up... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Granted, but all they did is start wearing day glow orange......I wish someone would do the dishes for me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brian_Holiday Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Granted, but all they did is start wearing day glow orange......I wish someone would do the dishes for me.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wish granted, now you have to buy new dishes. (Define "Do") I wish I could find my shoes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rjmiller15 Posted August 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 You just found your shoes, in the bottom of your algae ridden swimming poolI wish my husband would come home. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 granted but he has a new wife I wish I could type better Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brian_Holiday Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 I wish I could type better<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Granted, your keyboard now only has the letters B.E.T.T.E.R in a row, with 12 hotkeys that type the word 'better'.I wish there was no such thing as DC traffic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Your wish granted, no motor vehicles of any kind, you have to walk, betterI wish I understood linux Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Granted, but your computer is haunted by Window$I wish weekends were 4 days long. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tictoc5150 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 (edited) Wish granted, but your work week is now 10 days long and the radio in your DHL van only picks up some station in Bangladesh. I wish someone would cook me some dinner. Edited August 27, 2005 by tictoc5150 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevinksmith Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Wish granted, but your work week is now 10 days long and the radio in your DHL van only picks up some station in Bangladesh. I wish someone would cook me some dinner.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Granted, but your dinner consists of brocolli and aspargus..... I wish gas prices would go down now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Radio, tictoc? Hahahahha! Now that's real funny. I drive a '97 with 290+K on it... When the heater broke, they made it "full" on. No temp control. And A/C is two windows, that if all the way down the wind blows right in your eyes because of the west coast mirrors... No luxury van here. Granted, but the price of beer goes way up.I wish I could lose weight. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brian_Holiday Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Wish granted, you are instantly transported to the moon. I wish I had blue Eyes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 wish granted, you are blue all overI wish that my teeth were good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flashh4 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 wish granted, just see your new set at the dentist ! my wish isn't gonna come true, i want peace on earth, no wars no fighting . sorry i know thats not a fair wish, but its all i want !!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Wish granted but all life has been destroyed by nukular holocaust. Thanks Dubya.I wish I had a snickers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Your wish grantedthere aren't any people left on earthI wish that my car would never break down Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macmarauder Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 i have a little something for just such and occasion so your wish is granted. and that's it, there's no more world, no more people, no more taxes, no more BestTechie. you can go away now. there's nothing here anymore. my wish may be kinda weird but here it goes. i wish for a big bunny rabbit. i figure that nothing can go wrong there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Aww, Macmarauder, as much as I would love to send you our cuddly "Rosie the Rabbit", keeping with the spirit of this thread, I would have to say your bunny is the "Rabbit from Monty Python's Holy Grail" (run away, run away!)I wish I had a medium rare grilled mad-cow-free not rotten Porterhouse Steak.Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Your wish granted Liz. Here Is your steak, several million year fossilized but cooked medium rare firstI wish for nothing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 granted, but now you get it allI wish my hair wasn't grey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Granted, now you are baldI wish for a sports car Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Granted, but you lose your license for speeding.I wish I could visit all my on-line friends Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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