rjmiller15 Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Ok here is how this works....I wish for something....and then you grant it but...put a stipulation on it and then list your wish.For example:I would post:I wish my husband would clean out the garage.You reply:Wish granted, but.... your husband just moved everything out of the garage, and into your living room.then you write "I wish that I could move into the country"The next person could write....Wish granted, but your move to the country meant you had to live on top of a toxic dump.and then they would list their wish....Got it???? Ok let's go, I'll start first!!!!I wish I was the prettiest woman on earth...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 OK I'll take a stab. I grant your wish. You're the prettiest woman on earth, but your IQ just dropped to Brittney Spears. I wish I could fly.(Am I getting this?) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rjmiller15 Posted August 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 You got it right on! Awww man Britney Spears.....Your wish is granted....but in order to fly you are required to dress in a very small tutu and carry a wand and flutter around.....I wish there were two of me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 (edited) Um.... how'd you know about that about me? That's scary. Edited August 21, 2005 by Makai Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 one clone coming upI wish I was rich Quote Link to post Share on other sites
screi Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 (edited) your wish is granted ...but one of you is a republican and one is a democrati wish i was 26 again..oops sorry stepped onyou robroy Edited August 21, 2005 by screi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rjmiller15 Posted August 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 (edited) one clone coming upI wish I was rich<{POST_SNAPBACK}>No you have to put a stipulation on it...like your wish is granted but your other clone took all your money and went to Vegas or something crazy like that.By the way, your wish is granted - you are rich....in horse manure, and you have ten million pounds of it around your house....and the stock in horse manure just went bust today.I wish I could go to bed right now. Edited August 21, 2005 by rjmiller15 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 one bed here, a bed of nails and broken glass, sleep well I wish I knew what I was doing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 (edited) LOL! Robroy.OK your wish is granted but you have to sleep on a bed of nails and glass. I wish I could stop reality shows. Edited August 21, 2005 by Makai Quote Link to post Share on other sites
screi Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 one bed here, a bed of nails and broken glass, sleep well I wish I knew what I was doing<{POST_SNAPBACK}>you wish is granted..you know what you're doing ..but you don't know who you're doing..i still want to be 26 again... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 i still want to be 26 again...OK, your wish is granted......they cloned you and you're both 13I wish for an Orange County Chopper!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
il_wiccan Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 I wish I had a truckload of JD and smokes and you had a feather.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Your wish is granted, but you are now Jeanna Bush.I wish I could help Liz quit falling in the pool. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevinksmith Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Your wish is granted, but you are now Jeanna Bush.I wish I could help Liz quit falling in the pool.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Granted........But now she lives in the pool. (Sorry, I am clueless)I wish airfare from AK to BG was free. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 granted, but now its twice as much to fly from BG to AKI wish I had $1,000,000 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevinksmith Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 granted, but now its twice as much to fly from BG to AKI wish I had $1,000,000<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Granted.....but now you are penniless, because you "had" a million dollars....I wish Round Trip airfare were free from AK to BG...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
il_wiccan Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 I wish I had unlimited wishes...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rjmiller15 Posted August 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Your wish is granted but all your have is wishes and none of them will be granted (you didn't indicate you wanted granted wishes, just wishes)...I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and never gain a pound Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Your wish is granted but all your have is wishes and none of them will be granted (you didn't indicate you wanted granted wishes, just wishes)...I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and never gain a pound<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Your wish is granted but you can only eat with your hands tied behind your back.I wish John Lennon would still be here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Subliminloutbrk Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Wish granted, but he is still married to Yoko. I wish to have a life time supply of fuji apples. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 your wish is granted but they all have worms and spots. I wish il would send me a case of No.7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
il_wiccan Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 I wish the was a case stittng right here in front of me....And yea the answer will be an empty case or the like eh?......hahahahahahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheLetterK Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 I wish the was a case stittng right here in front of me....And yea the answer will be an empty case or the like eh?......hahahahahahaha<{POST_SNAPBACK}>A pile of papers appears in front of you, detailing the lawsuit filed against you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 il, you wish is granted, *you* get the empty case, I get the whisky.I wish I had a pizza Quote Link to post Share on other sites
il_wiccan Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 About what I figured...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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