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alright calm down everyone, what's going on.

(robroy wispers about blim in macmarauders ear)

:huh::o noooooo! :mellow::unsure::blink:

OMFG, that's ok i was prepared for just this occasion. it happened alot sooner than i thought but i got the forum ready for this storm. HEY Igore pull the greeen leeever.

(several lift preservers and 20 lbs of M&Ms fall from the ceiling)

RRRRRR! :angry::angry2::angry:

the GREEEEN ONE, NOT THE YELLOW ONE. <_<

"SORRY"

(Igore pulls another lever and small toy flying saucers and fake insects on strings fall from the ceiling)

(Igore jumps out with a gorilla mask on and says) "welcome to the worrrrld of tommarowwww"

-_--_--_--_-

the GREEN one!

"Ohh, SORRY"

(macmarauder places his hand over his face and says) i need a new assistant. anyways blim great job as our newest techie helper. :thumbsup:

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Aw, shucks, thanks, you all :blush: --but now I'm sure to follow that by doing something real stupid, though......you've been warned!

Macmarauder, that's what you get for having Igore fill in for me on my afternoon off......but the M&M's was my idea..... :)

Liz

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Penile gourd wearers, affectionate hubbies and tennis fans beware

Ridwan Max Sijabat, The Jakarta Post, Jakarta

A Papuan that travels to Jakarta wearing only his traditional koteka (penile gourd), or a husband that kisses his wife goodbye at a bus stop could one day be sent to prison as such actions would be considered pornography and thus a violation of a controversial bill proposed by the government.

The works of surrealist sculptors and painters could also fall under the category of indecency, would thus have to be covered or destroyed.

Owners of TV stations and print media chief editors could face a similar fate if they show a bit too much skin in their coverage of Venus Williams at Wimbledon.

Penile gourd??? What about mammary melons?

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ROLF LMAO

in the words of an anime character "scary!"

it must be so sad to be a computer, i spend most of my life learning by figuring things out myself. usually by taking things apart. think of hoe it must feel to only be able to do what your programed to do and no further. no new thoughts, no inspiration or creativity, no feelings, no sense of self. i compare my brain to a computer all the time since i run simulations in the back of my head all the time.

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ROLF LMAO

in the words of an anime character "scary!"

it must be so sad to be a computer, i spend most of my life learning by figuring things out myself. usually by taking things apart. think of hoe it must feel to only be able to do what your programed to do and no further. no new thoughts, no inspiration or creativity, no feelings, no sense of self. i compare my brain to a computer all the time since i run simulations in the back of my head all the time.

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i run simulations in the back of my head all the time.

Rogaine??(jk!) :lol::lol:

I run "possible" scenarios all the time. :)

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(in the back of the thread where all the cool kids hangout)

i got a question. has anyone figured out what the main topic is supposed to be in this thread yet?. cause i'm totally confused. i should complain to the person who started this thread since he's driving this thing.

(macmarauder begins to make his way to the front of the thread)

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"CRICKETS!" Whoo Hoooo I deliver them to a bait shop. Nice little cardboard boxes with screened windows. I love to hear them chirp.

Does anyone remember the formula to tell the temparture by how fast they chirp?

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The only thing I remember about the Cricket Formula is they "supposably" start chirping 6 weeks before frost (wrong!!) and the slower they chirp, the colder it is, when they chirp about once a second, it will freeze--found this but its kinda complicated and you'll need a stopwatch:

"The formula for this is to count the number of chirps in 15 seconds and add 39 to calculate the temperature (degrees Farenheit.) If there are 30 chirps in 15 seconds, the temperature should be about 69 degrees F. This formula is said to be accurate within one degree. A variation is to count the chirps in 13 seconds, and add 40. "

Liz

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Macmarauder, I thought you installed one of your robots for an automatic pilot!

Random thought for the day....

Crickets

Liz

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nope! and i went back to the beginning of the thread just to see who started this debockling mess to find out that it was me :P no driver at the wheel

"miiiiiiiiinor detailllllll"

besides we don't need a driver we can just lean to one side around corners and never not. yep a non stop thread of fun. :D

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"The formula for this is to count the number of chirps in 15 seconds and add 39 to calculate the temperature (degrees Farenheit.) If there are 30 chirps in 15 seconds, the temperature should be about 69 degrees F. This formula is said to be accurate within one degree. A variation is to count the chirps in 13 seconds, and add 40. "

Great, Blim. Thanx.

*switches on the sonar, radar, and laser tracking systems. Weeeeee! Who needs a pilot?

Mac, you just keep us on the right page of the map book. We'll be ok.

Don't forget we need to stop for burgers, donuts, rootbeer floats, and even a drive-in movie once in a while.

Find a drive-in movie in your location here.

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Wow, thats a neat site, Bozodog. So sad to see something dissapearing so quickly. The Getty Drive-In in Muskegon was slated to close but the people rallied to keep it open. It's been, "we'll run it for one more year as long as folks still go" for three years, now. So far, so good. Ah, the memories of kids hiding in trunks, fitting a dozen people into a car......

Liz

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Yeah, Blim. When I moved here to the z00 we had two. Both are gone now... There is one in some little town nearby, Hartford I think.

While visiting friends in Traverse City a few years ago, we went to one in Lynns 1956 Chrysler 300.. What "back to the future" trip that was...

I'm not sure I'd like to sit through 2 whole movies in todays little bitty cars.

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