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The Phone GUY A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers...like a telephone... on his hand and talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here. The guy says, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular." The bartender says "Prove it." The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation. "That's incredible", says the bartender... "I would ne

I know your're all going to hate for this one but most of the time I act like I don't understand what he is saying, so they give up and just let me go. I say most of the time because one office knew sign language. I like "Bad Cop! No Donut!"

Things not to say to a cop when you're pulled over... I only had one officer Mr. Keg.. Back off Barney, I've got a piece. Want to race to the station, Sparky? I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout! On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack. You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy! Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen? How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me? I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3

This one too is not free but has a 30 trial Womble

These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." "Warn

We use Sony's Vegas+DVD Architect. You can do alot more with menus. I like it because my brother can add subtitles. Very good program

That was good

Deaf Mafia A Mafia gang takes on a deaf man to run their deliveries, feeling it would be safer having someone unable to overhear conversations. However, one day when he is to deliver a large sum of money, he never shows up with it. The mobsters track him down, but don't find the money on him. As none of them are able to use sign language, they bring in an interpreter. Mobster: "Where'd you hide the money?" (Interpreter signs the question.) The bag man signs his reply. The interpreter says, "He says he had to ditch it in the river because the cops were onto him." Mobster: "I'm not fooling

That was great. I loved the second part.

A husband and wife went to the doctor. [The husband is hard of hearing] The doctor says to the wife, "You've got to do 3 things to keep your husband well." "1st you got to keep everything real clean and smooth. You got to iron everything." "2nd you got to fix him fresh meals every day from scratch. No left overs, no fast or frozen foods." "3rd you got to give him more lovin." They get home and the husband asks, "Well what did the doctor say?" The wife looks at him and responds, "You're going to die."

I think that was my ex-b/f

I would of unloaded the clip on him.

I wouldn't mess with Vista until atleast the first Service Pack come out. I would suggest getting the dou-core CPU and maybe Windows Media Center. Personally I like the Toshiba Satellite myself

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A fellow who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night, and of course, his car is weaving all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a m

Smart girl. Indeed Thank you

I had her get Genuine Windows® XP Home Edition re-installation CD for $10 more

Does your mobo support SATA? Either way, like they said go to Newegg.com or ZipZoomFly.com

Thanks for your help. But I worked out a good deal on the Dell website. She wanted a name that she's heard about. I got her a B110 w/512MB RAM a 17" LCD and a free two year warranty. Again thank you guys for your help.

I've rebuilt my computer a couple of times and used the same disc and key. I had a problem once where it didn't let me reactivate, but a call to Microsoft took care of that. They just gave me a new key.

I asked this on another site (G4) and just wanted some more opinions. My friend needs a basic PC. Email, internet, word processing & Freecell. We were looking at a Dell (I know, don't laugh). But I found this but not sure if it's a good computer. Acer PC She's not a gamer so we're not looking for a high end PC

Here is another from rodney dangerfield - My wife and I were happy for 30 yrs, then we met

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I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu (Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot.)

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