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This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a p

Subject: Fwd: Fw: Hu's on first? >Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this the other day after Hu Jintao was >named chief of the Communist Party in China. > >HU'S ON FIRST >By James Sherman > >(We take you now to the Oval Office, where National Security Adviser >Condoleeza Rice is talking to the President.) > >George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? > >Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. > >George: Great. Lay it on me. > >Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. > >George: That's what I want to

THE MAGIC CELL PHONE A young man with a beautiful blonde (cross that out and put in Ditz) wife wants to give her something nice and useful for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her shiny, tiny, new phone. He shows her and explains to her all the wonderful features on the phone. The next day the blonde (ditz) goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi hun," he says, "how do you like your new phone?" She replies, "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing

Subject: Ethel, the Wheelchair Demon Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loves to charge around the nursing home taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman is one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerate her and some of the men actually join in. One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Crazy Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "Stop!", he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a ro

This is what a computer is supposed to do! Click on the link below and then type in your first name... http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent - don't miss the last one. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. ==== ==== Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. ==== ==== Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ==== ==== Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect

here is a tid bit for you, the federal dot has temporary lifted the HOS rules for tanker trucks. which means that tanker trucks do not have to follow the hours of service regulations during this fuel crisis. it still is going to get worse before it gets better

go to this link, http://www.aumha.org/win5/kbestop.htm and then select 7A on the left side. there is 2 links there that address that stop error message.

i always delete the files in the temp folder. of course, there are at least one file sometimes two that will not delete. temp folder is as it implies, it is a temp storage folder. some installs put files there for when they install. once an install is done, then they are no longer needed. there is also a temp folder in the windows folder that should also get cleaned. you could also clean it out after a restart, or when you start up the PC the next time.

well on Tue diesel was 2.789 in Pa, and wed, it was 2.74 in In, and in Oh today, i paid 2.859. and guessing in Pa where i am tonight, it is close to or above 3.00. this is getting bad. look for price of goods in stores to start to go up do to transport companies having to make shippers or recievers take some of the increase in fuel prices. heard rumors that it could go up to $5 a gal for gas, or more. boy were the refineries stupid for building on the coast where hurricanes could hit.

oh, definatly the wrong thing to say

or a town called French Lick, In.

OK, i'm getting in on this now. from what i have read, you are having at least three major issues. 1) the cpu is being overworked, causing it to run hotter than it should. 2) you say you have extra fans, then i am wondering if you have upgraded your power supply. if you are usig the original power supply, it is being ran up to its limit or beyond. 3) updating your drivers, is good, have you updated your via 4 in 1 drivers? what most of what parrotgeek and Pete C have told you is true. also making the comments about your dad, is not a good thing. but from what you stated you have, and what th

well i have dealt with this before. HP, and Compaq i know for sure have what is a fat32 recovery partition. it is a small part of the hard drive and to access it you hit F10during the boot up to enter te recovery program. which can reformat and reinstall XP and all of the software that came with the PC when it was new. the reason for this is cost. the manufactures use a multi licencing XP OEM version in which they get many keys for XP and use them on the ones they manufactured. they are not required to give you an XP install CD. i have talked to MS about this before. they give either a set of

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick. How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry. Define "Egghead:" What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sha

7. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 6. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS... Police in Oakland, CA spent tow hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside thime IN THE POLICE LINE, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up". 5. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a

Defense Attorney: "Would you please state your age to the court for the record." Little Old Lady: "I am 86 years old." Defense Attorney: "Will you tell us in your own words, what happened to you on the night in question." Little Old Lady: "There I was sitting on my porch swing on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes walking up the porch stairs and sits down beside me." Defense Attorney: "Did you know him?" Little Old Lady: "No, but he sure was friendly." Defense Attorney: "Then what happened after he sat down beside you?" Little Old Lady: "Well, he started to rub my thighs

This has got to be one of the funniest stories I've heard in along time and, I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story, from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed, from a recording, monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the HelpDesk employee was fired; however, he is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without cause." The following is an actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I know why they record these conversations). "Ridge Hall Computer assistance; may I help you?" "Yes

Two Hillbillies okay rolffff i had to do it hee-hee wheeeeee Two Hillbillies in Arkansas were having the blue plate special (Road Kill) at their favorite diner, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down a burger too fast. The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think we otta' hep?" "I reckon," said the second hillbilly. The first hillbilly got up and walked over to the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?" She shook her head no. "Kin yew talk?"

The Doctor's Office There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my private part," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was

No flash4...I'm not a Nam Vet, its just his Agent Orange symptoms are quite similar to the symptoms I have with Diabetic Peripheral Neuropathy. He's gone thru hell with his problems recently, as I have, and we use each other for mutual support sometimes . Somehow its very comforting to talk to someone who knows EXACTLY what you're going thru, because they're going thru it also. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey Chappy, when yuo talk to Marsh, you tell him my thoughts and prayers are with him. he should look at the good side and be proud for each day that he can get up and walk and breath. i kno

Patrick was also the onewho loved to overclock, and if something did not work, he loved to take a sledge hammer to it. if i remember correctly they tried to hide it from him for a while til he got another one. he destroyed a mac and also a pc. and a hard drive. he also liked using nitrogen to cool the cpu and overclock it to the max.

here is a quick way to rename your recycle bin. the reg edit that was kellys' XP Korner, had made a little mistake and it will not work with out a simple change. so i will skip on what to change and tell you how to make a reg file that will enter when you double click on it. open up your note pad. and copy and paste this to it Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00 [HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\CLSID\{645FF040-5081-101B-9F08-00AA002F954E}\ShellFolder] "Attributes"=hex:70,10,00,20 "CallForAttributes"=dword:00000000 name the file recyclerename.reg, and save it. then when you double click on it it will be ent

work?!?! whats that?